What I Really Learned in High...

By stickerfy

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A collection of all the lessons I have learned in high school. :) Will be adding more as I learn more. More

I don't care if it doesn't look good on paper.
Be yourself. But not too much yourself.
I am only as good as my teacher says I am.
Your life revolves around stupid letters.
I am no more than a product on an assembly line.
The Quadratic Equation
Lies your parents tell you: "Just do your best"
Counselors are useless. Or at least mine is. Part I
Looks don't matter. Except they do.
The biggest lie your parents will ever tell you.
Cheaters sometimes do win.
Everyone hates everyone. Period.
Everything dies.
The true meaning of friendship.
Bribery is wrong. Except when you really really need it.
When it comes to flirting, boys are useless.
Facebook is a cult.
TV is a cult.
Don't trust the people who give you tests.
Girls are scared. Boys are scared. I'm alone.
You're sick? Take some meds and shut up.
Counselors are useless. Or at least mine is. Part II
Weird things boys have said to me that they don't even realize are weird.
Lies I tell my parents.
Things guys do that are both creepy and sweet.
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello...
Where the heck do you look while walking?
Things guys do that are just creepy.
The totally foolproof way to getting a guy/girl to go out with you.

It's awesome being called awesome.

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By stickerfy

(In resonse to "Don't trust people who give you tests)

Ok, I was a little annoyed when I wrote "Don't trust people who give you tests." And you shouldn't. But honestly...

It's pretty awesome when you do.

There's a little box you check when you take the PSATs, and basically it's like "Colleges have the right to harass me."

Mostly just colleges in the middle of nowhere do it. But hey. Some of them are cool. And also...

It's awesome being called awesome.

Come on. It is.

My inbox is this mass "Hey! You're awesome!" And they put your name to act like it's so personalized, even though they probably  mass send them. But hell, I'll take the praise I can get it.

Montana State? Northern Arizona University?

I've never met you, but you send me nice things. Hell. Let's be friends, computer!

I know they're just lying when they act all personal to try to get you to feel good and check them out, but hey. You want to call me awesome? Go right ahead, Vermont. You're pretty cool too. ;)

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