What I Really Learned in High...

By stickerfy

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A collection of all the lessons I have learned in high school. :) Will be adding more as I learn more. More

I don't care if it doesn't look good on paper.
Be yourself. But not too much yourself.
I am only as good as my teacher says I am.
Your life revolves around stupid letters.
I am no more than a product on an assembly line.
The Quadratic Equation
Lies your parents tell you: "Just do your best"
Counselors are useless. Or at least mine is. Part I
Looks don't matter. Except they do.
The biggest lie your parents will ever tell you.
Cheaters sometimes do win.
Everyone hates everyone. Period.
Everything dies.
The true meaning of friendship.
Bribery is wrong. Except when you really really need it.
When it comes to flirting, boys are useless.
Facebook is a cult.
TV is a cult.
Don't trust the people who give you tests.
Girls are scared. Boys are scared. I'm alone.
It's awesome being called awesome.
Counselors are useless. Or at least mine is. Part II
Weird things boys have said to me that they don't even realize are weird.
Lies I tell my parents.
Things guys do that are both creepy and sweet.
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello...
Where the heck do you look while walking?
Things guys do that are just creepy.
The totally foolproof way to getting a guy/girl to go out with you.

You're sick? Take some meds and shut up.

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School has become so hard and competitive now that we must work ourselves to our breaking point in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, till death do us part. We are literally figuratively married to school, for God's sake.

I have a cold. My eyes are sore, my nose is running, my head hurts. Not a pretty picture. And yet? I have notes to take. Tests to study for. Projects to complete. Novels to read. I don't have time to be sick. I have too much going on!

My friend tells me "Aw are you going to miss school?"

Answer: "Hell. Fricking. No." I mean, I can't.

School has gotten so hard that we can't miss a single day without falling horribly horribly  behind. What the heck? I remember the good old days, when we would skip school whether we were sick or not. And yes, lots of people still do this. I am not one of them, and neither are most of my friends. If I'm not so sick I have to be hospitalized, forget it. And maybe even then. I'm going to school.

Sick?

Wear a baggy sweatshirt (no cares. They're damn comfortable), stuff your pockets with tissues, and hope for the best.

What kind of world is it where the work is so hard we feel like we can't miss school no matter what just because we fear we will fall behind?

Answer: a stupid one. Now I must go blow my nose and do some math. Woo woo factoring cubic equations! Party at my place!

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