What I Really Learned in High...

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A collection of all the lessons I have learned in high school. :) Will be adding more as I learn more. More

I don't care if it doesn't look good on paper.
Be yourself. But not too much yourself.
I am only as good as my teacher says I am.
I am no more than a product on an assembly line.
The Quadratic Equation
Lies your parents tell you: "Just do your best"
Counselors are useless. Or at least mine is. Part I
Looks don't matter. Except they do.
The biggest lie your parents will ever tell you.
Cheaters sometimes do win.
Everyone hates everyone. Period.
Everything dies.
The true meaning of friendship.
Bribery is wrong. Except when you really really need it.
When it comes to flirting, boys are useless.
Facebook is a cult.
TV is a cult.
Don't trust the people who give you tests.
Girls are scared. Boys are scared. I'm alone.
You're sick? Take some meds and shut up.
It's awesome being called awesome.
Counselors are useless. Or at least mine is. Part II
Weird things boys have said to me that they don't even realize are weird.
Lies I tell my parents.
Things guys do that are both creepy and sweet.
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello...
Where the heck do you look while walking?
Things guys do that are just creepy.
The totally foolproof way to getting a guy/girl to go out with you.

Your life revolves around stupid letters.

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A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P. Q R S. T U V. W X, Y AND Z. NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF ME?

Do you really want to know what I think of you, child?

I think that you can forget almost all of those letters, because only a handful of them mean anything:

A

B

C

D

F.

Forget the alphabet. These 5 letters are what define you.

A teacher once gave us this whole speech on how we "shouldn't focus on what score we got, but on what we learned". I don't know what they're on, but that's not how school works.

No one cares what we learned. We end up forgetting half of it the minute the test is over anyway. Come finals, we have forgotten about 90% of the year's work, and the 10% we do remember is useless trivia that won't even be on the test.

"Focus on learning, and the grades will follow." Yeah, the grades'll follow. Not the right ones though.

School is not about learning anymore. We can learn all we want once we're done with school; we're in it for the grades. The grades. THE GRADES. I don't care when the Spanish Armada was, I don't care how to graph a rational equation. No one cares. All that matters is that at the end of the semester or trimester or year or whatever there's a happy little A on your report card.

Face it. School stopped being a place of education a long time ago. Your life revolves around stupid letters.

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