The thirteen-hour plane ride was almost enjoyable.
Almost.
Everyone seemed to have relaxed since Moa's cold mood switch.
"Louis! Niall! Give it back!" Moa yelled, waking up, Liam and Kat.
"Okay, okay, calm down." Kat groaned.
"What did they do?" Liam questioned.
"THEY STOLE MY NOSE AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK!" Moa yelled, launching herself at Niall, who had it. Niall stuck his tongue out and threw it to Louis, and he caught it.
"Na Na Na-Na Naaa!" He sang, swinging the "nose" around in his hand.
"Ugh.. Give her back her nose Louis." He was clearly tired, but the daddy role was never over.
Louis gave him a sly smile, but before he could do anything, Liam spoke again.
"AND Niall. "
The boys groaned and gave the girl her nose back.
"Pussy..." Louis muttered.
"You get none!" She shot back.
Liam went and sat back next to Kat.
"Is she always like this?" He asked Kat after he slumped into the uncomfortable seat.
"No. Moa's usually the mature one. They're just a bad influence on her." She joked.
Liam frowned.
"I'm sorry. The boys are lovely, they just play a little too much." He explained.
"Oh, that's fine, Liam. She used to be like that before we assembled the group. When we got into our group, she automatically assumed the MomBot role." Kat reassured him.
He nodded slowly before glancing back at Moa who seemed to be contently slurping butter off her fingers.
"So what was that whole...frost queen thing she did back there ?"
Kat seemed to freeze up.
"Uhh...what do you mean ?" She chuckled nervously.
"You know..." he lowered his voice, "the airplane windows literally grew frost."
Kat grimaced.
"I didn't notice."
"What do you mean you didn't-"
Kat clapped, changing the subject.
"Yes Moa is quite comfortable now that she's met you all."
Liam paused. He seemed to dissect her strained smile and decided to let the subject go.
"Oh. Okay. So does that mean she's comfortable around us?" He asked.
Kat looked back to see Niall, Moa, Louis, and Bell watching something on the TV. Mo was so into the movie she was talking about it.
"You! You slit nosed motherf*cker! Voldemort, you stupid bitch!" She yelled, throwing popcorn at the TV.
Niall and Bell laughed while Louis shoved popcorn in her mouth and told her to shut up.
Kat laughed nervously and looked back at Liam.
"I think that's a yes."
"I hope so anyway." She mumbled to herself.
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"Dude, Niall, I swear!" She exclaimed quietly.
"I can't believe that your pet snake ate your bird." Niall shook his head.
"Believe it. Poor little Tom." She wiped away a non-existent tear.
Laughing, he looked around.
"Hey, where are Harry and Azulá?" Moa was searching around for them.
Niall found Zayn was sleeping wildly, as usual, but there was another body across the top of the seats.
It was Zo.
"How the hell did she get up there? " marveled Niall.
She looked around and laughed, spotting Zo on top of the seats.
"Oh, she sleeps a lot. She does that a lot, sleeping in weird positions. She never remembers how she got there, though. I remember one day, we found her snoozing on the roof of her chimney. She couldn't get down, so we had to get the fire department to get her down." Moa's eyes twinkled with amusement.
"What?! Holy Hell!" He shouted.
She laughed at Niall's outburst.
"I mean how the hell do you get yourself on top of a chimney and not be able to get yourself down. This girl is worse than Zayn!"
"Wake everyone up, you two. The plane is going to land in 30 minutes." Liam's voice called.
Niall looked at Bell, Moa, and Louis as they looked over at him.
"NOT IT!" Niall screamed.
"Not it!" Bell shouted out at the same time.
"You two are it!" They sang.
"Where are Harry and Azulá when you need them.." Louis mumbled.
"Not it." Azulá and Harry sang from the restroom.
"UGH." Moa groaned.
"Thanks for sticking me with it, guys. Very helpful." Lou's sarcasm fell on deaf ears.
"As if I want to be stuck with you..." She mumbled.
"Shutup and let's wake Zayn and Zo." He grumbled.
"Whatever."
They approached Zayn first.
"Zayn is hard to wake up."
"So is Zo."
"Not harder than Zayn; He slept through a Beyonce concert," Louis smirked.
"Cute, but Zo slept through a house fire, a bullhorn to the ear and 7 air horns, and didn't wake up until 3 days later," Moa smirked even more.
"That sounds a lot like a coma..." Niall muttered while watching the two play who's the worst sleeper.
"We have a special way of waking Zayn up." Lou countered.
He then took off one of his TOMS and put it to Zayn's face.
Zayn instantly woke up, panting as if he had run 5 miles nonstop.
"Oh, hey-What the fuck.." He smacked his forehead into Zo's butt. He looked up and squealed.
"How is she- What?!" He hyperventilated.
"Is she...Is she dead..?" He poked her.
"Nah, she's just sleeping. No biggie." Moa shrugged him away.
"Watch this."
Moa pulled out a handcrafted gold whistle. It had soft snowflake patterns on the side and was carved so beautifully, the snowflakes seemed like they were dancing across the whistle.
She blew the whistle, but no noise came out. Then she slipped it back into the pockets of her jacket.
"What was that supposed to be-"
"3....2..." She points at Zo, just as she wakes up.
"Oh, hey. Why are y'all crowding me?" She asked, confused.
"And how was your slumber?" Moa asked, politely ignoring her question.
"Quite nice." Zo dazzles them with a bright smile.
"So basically a dog whistle." Liam chuckled quietly to himself.
"Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare to land." The captain spoke through the intercom.
Zayn sat down aside Zo. Moa and Bellevae, although forced, traded seats so that she didn't have to sit next to Louis.
The plane landed without any problems.
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"Moa, can you go let Bell and Niall know were getting off now ?"
I nod and walk back over to Bell and Niall to see the two cuddled up, Niall's arms wrapped around her waist protectively and his head shoved into the crook of her neck.
"Awww..." I snapped a picture and went to Twitter.
"HOT DAYUM !!" I screeched and fell into the seat behind me.
"What?" Blue questioned while looking over my shoulder.
"Check.Your.Twitter." I replied back, gobsmacked.
"HOLY SHAZAM!" She yelled, standing up.
"Right!" I yelled back.
I had over thirty million followers and now Twitter is asking if I want to be verified.
I declined the offer
then I sat down and sobbed in a corner
Then the emergency door opened and I fell out
My body was sliced against the plane wings
I died on impact
Jk I clicked yes and saw a little blue check mark appear.
I squealed and started dancing in the middle of the aisle. People were looking at me weird but we're in first class. Who gives a damn!
Azulá joined me and started doing the tootsie roll. I haven't don't that dance since I was 9.
I started laughing.
"Dude, I have like 20.5m followers! "She squealed.
"I have 30m followers." I smirked.
She shoved me playfully.
"I wonder.."
I began to compose a tweet.
Heyy!Anyone know how I got all of you amazing followers?Like do I even deserve it? How did this happen? x)
In mere seconds, I had a bunch of retreats and favorites.
I read the comments and my face lit up.
Thanks guys! Can someone like quote it and @ my name? Thanks for all the replies! x)
I got a bunch of replies.
It was a tweet Harry sent.
It looks like @MarsOfficial gave @Louis_Tommoslin a little... problem ;) xx
I was completely speechless.
@MarsOfficial: @harrystyles what are you talking about?
@harrystyles: @MarsOfficial you know exactly what I'm talking about M. xx
Well shit.
"Harry fucking Styles." Azulá growled.
Thanks everyone for giving me the info! I don't even want to know what Harry is talking about. Love you guys! x)
Azulá gave me her phone in annoyance.
@harrystyles:You're giving me a heart attack, lookin like ya do @QueenBlue <3 xx
millions of retweets and favorites.
"What the hell. Dude it's just a compliment. " I stared at her.
"I know but you know I never know what to say when someone compliments me. Especially in lyrics.Compliments are foreign to me. You know I was a nerd back then. Now hate, I can understand but compliments? No..." She shook her head, staring at her phone and backing away.
"Aww, babe, he likes you!" I gushed, pinching her cheeks.
"Shut up."
My butt began to vibrate and I noticed I had a 3 notifications.
@Louis_Tomlinson: Thanks ALOT you little shit! lol jk no I'm serious HELP ME OUT. You made it happen, you fix it. Harry shouldn't be here ;( @MarsOfficial xx
What the fuck.
@Louis_Tomlinson:
I'm so sorry @MarsOfficial Harry took my phone. I'm going to murder him. NO ONE CAN STOP ME MWAHAHAHA!! >:) xx
I laughed at that one. Typical Harry. Always messing with people.
"I'll go see what Harry and Lou are doing." I said, standing up and stretching.
"You like him."
"No I don't. Louis annoys me. His face makes my stomach vomit and I can't stand his voice." I stated off facts.
These are facts for a reason.
As I began to walk away, she called me again.
"Moa."
"Yeah?"
"I never said Louis." I could feel her smirking behind my back.
"Whatever."
I walked away, but I did realize what she meant. She never did say a name. she just said I liked him. The fact that I said Louis makes her believe that I like him.
Which I don't.
I was about to knock on the door when I heard a few noises.
"mmm, yea, yea, right there... this feels so good. Oh..Oh..Ooooh.. I'm about to-!!" I just knew it was Louis moaning. And I'd be lying if I said I would need to do my laundry soon.
"Mierda Lou you got it in my hair." Another voice startled me.
"Sorry Haz." My mind has blown.
Like... Louis and Harry??? Larry??
"Oh Lou...You're not supposed to taste it!" Harry's voice startled me out of my thoughts.
"But it want to know how I taste."
I'm -
"You could have asked me." Harry whispered to him.
"Uh! Harry stop before I get another one." Louis moaned.
"Its not like I mind.." He growled in response.
My boxers. Are official Niagra Falls.
"But next time you get one, Moa will be doing this for you because I have my eyes set out on another girl." I could hear the grin in his tone.
"Aww! She said yes?" Lou gushed.
"Yes." He squealed back.
Wait.
Tha hell are they talking about.
I heard the sink cut off and the door open.
They stepped out and saw me standing there staring at them wide eyed.
"What.The.Fuck." I said.
"We can explain!" They yelled simultaneously.
"Dude I'm about to explode with pee!" And other substances.
"Looks like you already did.." Harry said smirking.
I looked down to see my thin pjs visibly have a wet spot.
Yeah, Remember what I said about Niagra Falls. Weell...
"Except.." Lou suddenly became a bold
majestic bird and swiped me, immediately sticking his fingers in his mouth.
"That's not pee. Is it darling?" He growled seductively.
Now why the heck would you-
"And what's in Harry's hair is not whipped cream. Is it darling?" I mocked him.
Their faces were priceless.
"So we're all on the same page, yea?" They nodded, meekly.
They began to walk away but then I became a majestic bird and yanked Lou by the arm.
"What tha-" I pulled him into the bathroom.
"What are you-"
And BAM
We both got sucked into the toilet and shredded by the turbulence
our body parts scattered over the Mediterranean Drift.
Never to be found again
haha jk.
I smashed my lips against his and kissed his pants off.
Litterally.
We have no idea where his pants went.
jk again. haha
Damn his lips are silk..
He bit my lip, asking for a key to my treasure. That is my mouth. Ya nasties.
I opened my mouth and let his mindless tongue wrestle with mine. I shoved him roughly against the door and clutched his shirt in my hand.
He took me by the waist and slammed me ontop of the small sink, cracking it. He pulled me off of there and slammed me on the wall, 3 feet above the ground.
I wrapped my legs around his waist and pulled at the hair on the nape of his neck. he lightly yanked me by the hair and began kissing and biting roughly down my neck, licking back up to sooth my red skin, then blowing cool air on it.
He tangled his hand him my hair and kissed my softly on the lips.
We were both breathing hard, foreheads against eachother.
"I fucking hate you. " He hissed, roughly kissing me.
"I fuckin hate you too, babe." I replied while kissing down his neck, giving him multiple love bites. He groaned when I hit his sweet spot. His earlobe. I chopped the hell out of that fucker.
I'm so sorry earlobe, I didn't mean to hurt you.
When I chomped down on his ear lop he groaned loudly. I began to suck away the pain and that groaned turned into a gasp, a held in breath then a moan.
Damn. This earlobe is over everything!
"Fuck.." He whispered.
I slid down from him and walked to the door, yanking him behind me. Then I shoved him out and locked the door.
Well after I took a pic of his confused and fucked up face.
@ MarsOfficial : Damn... @ Louis_Tomlinson Are you okay? What happened to your clothes? x)
I peed and was about to wash my hands when I remembered we cracked the sink. Laughing, I decided to get some soap and lather before letting the cool water rinse my hands. I dried them off with a towel, fixing my hair and hoodie before going out.
I sat down next to Azulá and began listening to The Weeknd.
My phone buzzed in my lap and opened up the notification.
@ Louis_Tomlinson: @ MarsOfficial oh it was just a very strong & ferocious animal.But don't worry, I like animals. especially the ferocious ones. They're quite attractive. ;) xx
I leaned over to look at Louis. He looked at me, smirking, and winked.
I smirked. I winked back and composed a tweet.
@ MarsOfficial: How lovely. I like ferocious animals too. The ones that are dominant are my favorite. Know any like that? x) @ Louis_Tomlinson
@ Louis_Tomlinson : Yea, I'm thinking of one right now ;) xx
@ MarsOfficial
I looked up to see Louis looking at me. I laughed and went back to listening to music.
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