I am not usually a fan of writing romance but this is a romantic comedy so. but I could write romance if I wanted but I'm not going to unless I get a request.
Toby:I NEED A GIRLFREIND!!!!
Girl:Hi
Toby: Oh Shit!!!
Girl:Sorry if I scared you but I've got message here for a guy named Toby Proxy.
Toby:Yes that's me.*Toby actually looks at the girl and his jaw drops. She has blond hair, Green eyes,brown freckles perfectly dotted over her face*
Toby:hubbada hubbada!!!
Girl: I beg your pardon.
Toby:what's your name.
Victoria: But you could call me Vicky.
Toby: nobody likes you.
Vicky: what why would you say that.
Toby: My name is nobody.
Vicky:*Blushes*Awww thank you.
Toby:Sorry I got to go take a shit so bye.
Vicky:Ha Ha.
Toby:No seriously I'm about to shit myself so bye.
Vicky:oh. oh!!!!! bye oh god!!!!!!*puked".
The End
Hey guys its Shadow let me know how you you felt about this one in the comments plz so if you don't mind I got to gotake a shit too. seriously, Bye.