Direct message to @danisnotonfire
@phanoclock omg it's today what is this
9:19 a.m.
@danisnotonfire: why are you up so early
10:43 a.m.
@phanoclock: couldn't sleep :( too excited + four cups of coffee
@danisnotonfire: u be buzzing lil bee
@phanoclock: bzzz *stings you in the arm*
@danisnotonfire: *looks distressed* why would you sting me lil bee
@phanoclock: hahahahaa *looks distressed*
@danisnotonfire: ahah what?? it's a distressing occurance
@phanoclock: i totally agree it's just *looks distressed* idk makes me laugh
@phanoclock: i'm imagining your distressed face and it's hilarious
@danisnotonfire: lots of chins?
@phanoclock: oh yeah, i'm thinking cringe attack thumbnail so at least ten
@danisnotonfire: oh great
@danisnotonfire: *sigh* it's not my fault i have defective chin flaps
@phanoclock: oh of course not diddums
@danisnotonfire: thanks mum
@phanoclock: omfg you didn't
@phanoclock did you just mum me again
@danisnotonfire: i did
@phanoclock: get out
@phanoclock: kidding pls stay i'm needy and need attention
@danisnotonfire: hahaha you're a silly one meg
@danisnotonfire: meeting you in like five hours!!!!
@phanoclock: omg don't remind me will revive my social anxiety from grade five
@danisnotonfire: social anxiety in grade five?
@phanoclock: yeah it was pretty bad, had to go see a shrink for half a year
@phanoclock: i'd legit hide under the stairs and eat my lunch alone and then sometimes talk to the cleaner when she'd be having her smoking break
@danisnotonfire: i'm trying not to laugh but that really sounds like the plot of a brilliant yet cliche superhero movie
@danisnotonfire: are you sure the cleaning lady wasn't some kind of secret guru
@phanoclock: HAHAHAHA I WISH
@phanoclock: unfortunately no super powers for me, just secondhand smoke from an overweight cleaning lady
@danisnotonfire: but legit you all g??
@phanoclock: oh yeah, that was what ten years ago? shit i'm old
@danisnotonfire: you're old?? you're nineteen?? i'm 25??
@danisnotonfire: my youth is slipping away with each second like the sands of time disappearing between my fingers
@phanoclock: holy fuck can you put your existential crisis on a lead pls i don't need this kind of universal worry right now
@danisnotonfire: soz
@phanoclock: are you already at the venue?
@danisnotonfire: nah chilling atm but we'll probably get there soon to rehearse
@danisnotonfire: oh lol just as i said that my manager came in and told us to get ready to go
@phanoclock: oh righto, gl :)
@danisnotonfire: i probs won't talk to you until meet and greet
@phanoclock: ahhh it's so soon i'm dying
@phanoclock: you go rehearse, i'll just relive my fifth-grade memories of solitude and fear
@danisnotonfire: hahaha alrighty, see you then xx
@phanoclock: bye dan x <3
AN
omg like 600 reads in three days i think that is? what the fuck i love you guys <3
next chappy will be like a proper story (not just twitter) when meg goes and meets dan :) won't be up for a while probs bc i got assignments and shit (soz) but i promise i will try and pump something out ASAP!
xx