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@danisnotonfire: omg tomorrow is the day
@phanoclock: I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME
@danisnotonfire: i'm legit excited to meet you lol
@phanoclock: you make it sound like that is a surprise haha *cries* *senpai i'm not worthy*
@danisnotonfire: haha sorry, that sounded mean :/ i just mean like i meet so many people and like i look forward to it as a whole, not meeting like individual people, so it's weird being like excited for one particular person
@danisnotonfire: that does not make sense but do you sort of get what i mean?
@phanoclock: haha yeah, i get it :) it would be hard meeting so many people
@danisnotonfire: it's tiring for sure, but totally worth it
@danisnotonfire: each time i go out i kind of forget it's real, and you are all there to see me, a lanky, awkward lump with no social skills
@phanoclock: NO SOCIAL SKILLS pffft *has internet following of 6 million people*
@danisnotonfire: *has no idea why people follow him*
@phanoclock: *thinks said person needs to believe in himself more*
@danisnotonfire: you're right haha, i'm far too self-deprecating
@phanoclock: well at least you're not an egotistical dick, that would be a lot worse
@danisnotonfire: v true
@phanoclock: what you up to right now?
@danisnotonfire: just got out of the shower actually
@phanoclock: without me? ;)
@phanoclock: kidding, just channeling my inner fuck boy. plus i hate it when boys say that so DON'T EVER SAY THAT TO A GIRL
@danisnotonfire: haha noted. do a lot of boys say that to you?
@phanoclock: PSH oh yeah, for sure
@phanoclock: nah, the only boy action i get is from Barry who cleans the toilets at my work and that's only ever a greasy, yellow-toothed smile
@danisnotonfire: romantic
@phanoclock: god i know right i'm really living the hot and dramatic life of every university student ever
@danisnotonfire: what are you studying?
@phanoclock: well i'm in this weird course called 'design' atm which is boring and vague af, but i hope to move to architecture next year :)
@danisnotonfire: ooh cool, you must be good at drawing then
@phanoclock: ehh not really, i'm okay i guess
@danisnotonfire: who's self-deprecating now hmm?
@phanoclock: haha okay, you're right, i'm actually pretty fucking good
@danisnotonfire: there's the meg we all love
@phanoclock: <3 thanks daniel have been feeling shit lately
@danisnotonfire: :( what's up?
@phanoclock: nah, nothing crazy, just your usual friend/family drama shit
@danisnotonfire: okay :( if you need to talk about anything i'm always here
@phanoclock: thanks dan ;)
@phanoclock: oh fuck that was supposed to be a smiley face i promise i'm not an inappropriate creep
@danisnotonfire: it's all g, i've got my fair share of experience with inappropriate winking
@phanoclock: OOHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED MAKING THAT REFERENCE
@danisnotonfire: snooze you lose
@phanoclock: mn apparently
@danisnotonfire: what are you up to?
@phanoclock: crying and masturbating into a slice of pizza
@phanoclock: HAH
@danisnotonfire: omg it's cry into a slice of pizza and masturbate wrong way around
@phanoclock: LOL MASTURBATE INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA
@phanoclock: LIL EXTRA TOPPINGS, ALL FOR FREE
@danisnotonfire: HAHAHAHA GOD NO STOP MEG
@phanoclock: :D
@danisnotonfire: smh
@phanoclock: i'm actually trying to finish an assignment for next week but i can't concentrate lol too excited
@danisnotonfire: next week? pshhh you've got plenty of time
@danisnotonfire: but legit go do it, i want you to get into architecture :)
@phanoclock: ugh fine
@danisnotonfire: see you tomorrow meg x
@phanoclock: skdfbskjdfbs OKAY BYE ILY