Bruce: Who is this?
Chosen one: Why?
Bruce: Someone changed all the names on my phone
Chosen one: Oh, what's my name?
Bruce: Chosen one
Chosen one: Then don't change it back
Bruce: But who are you?
Chosen one: I'm the chosen one
What we text
By SalvagedWolf
I swear me and my family text the crazyest things. . . More