Author: Chai JiDan
Full Etrans: Evie, Anne Noh
They say that come July, everyone is out in the street eating [1] barbeque. Yet Wu Suowei led Chi Cheng to eat malatang. No way! Barbecue is more expensive. Anyway, he didn't really want to treat him but was just going through the motions.
[T/N: [1] Skewered meats, shellfish, etc. cooked over open coals. Refer to the picture below.]
Eating hot and spicy Ma La Tang in this weather was no different than taking a sauna.
When they had finished eating, Wu Suowei's entire body was drenched with sweat. His loose T-shirt was plastered to his body from his collar bone to the pit of his stomach. Forgetting that a certain wolf was walking at his side, he pulled his T-shirt up over his chest revealing a flat belly and a large damp back extending down to the undulations of his buttocks, not to mention the low-rise pants that, in an erotic show of resistance, stopped just short of his gluteal fold. He was simply playing with fire.
Chi Cheng's throat was burning. Beads of sweat collected along the top of his protruding Adam's apple and then wound their way down as it bobbed.
"Put your shirt down." Chi Cheng warned him with a growl.
Wu Suowei, forgetting himself in the heat, continued pulling up his shirt exposing his nipples.
"I told you to pull it down!" Chi Cheng gave the shirt a vicious yank.
Wu Suowei, not fearing death, protested, "I'm hot!" and again lifted his shirt.
"You are hot?" Crimson eyes frankly pressuring Wu Suowei.
Wu Suowei suddenly felt something was amiss. No sooner had Chi Cheng responded than he was herding him into the car where, with the air conditioning blowing full blast on his sweaty body, he immediately began to cool down. On the other hand, the atmosphere inside the car began to heat up. Chi Cheng who was angry, pulled ruthlessly at Wu Suowei's T-shirt. Breathing coarsely, he said, "Since you're so hot, I'm going to strip you naked so that you can completely cool off."
"Don't touch me!"
Wu Suowei angrily protested, clenched fist singing as he defended himself, not allowing one inch of his territory to be violated.
Chi Cheng suddenly found that compared with flames of lust, his heart was burning wildly with a flame of rage. If he did what was normal for him in the past, then when Wu Suowei dared to provoke him just now in the street, he would have found it really pleasurable and exciting to grab him in the middle of the street and humiliate him in front of by-standers. Even though he was angry at the time, seriously on fire, because Wu Suowei did not care about his image and revealed him body, and it made him jealous.
"Don't dress like this in the future. Do you hear me?" Chi Cheng bellowed.
Wu Suowei answered nonchalantly, "What is wrong with it?"
"What do you think is wrong with your dressing? Dressing like this when you are walking on the street. You're worried people won't notice you? You dare to behave coquettishly in front of my face? You should cover yourself completely when we are outside!"
Wu Suowei did not understand Chi Cheng's behavior. He just randomly picked his clothes, and he looked coquettish? He couldn't go out wearing harem pants?
Chi Cheng looked at Wu Suowei who was still staring at him and he took the opportunity to press up against him. He gnashed his teeth and said, "Who let you to wear your pants so low?"
"What about my pants?" Wu Suowei refused to give in. "I never exposed anything!"
"Does your entire ass have to be hanging out before you call it exposed?" Chi Cheng's pupils seethed with dark fire. "You just need to pull it a little bit lower for me to be able to fuck you from behind!" Chi Cheng tried to prove his point by pulling Wu Suowei's pants.
Wu Suowei was angry and twisted Chi Cheng's wrists as he shouted loudly, "I warn you, I these pants cost more than a few thousands!"
"More than a few thousands..." Chi Cheng looked mockingly at Wu Suowei. "Don't you just simply cut a bit off the side of your trousers when we were having barbecue?"
Wu Suowei's attempt to menace failed and he decided to play the pitiful card. He looked miserable and very pitiful.
"You're suspicious of me because I have no money, and invited you to eat this cheap stuff?"
Chi Cheng asked, "What do you think?" Would I really be hoodwinked by a pin if I really didn't like you?
Wu Suowei: No matter what I do, I will suffer from grief and disappointment. Isolated by despair, I have given up all hope of a satisfactory end to the vicissitudes of life.
Chi Cheng felt bad realizing that he had succeeded in teasing Wu Suowei to this extent and yet Wu Suowei still manage to beat him with his skill. There was nothing he could do. He was bewitched! After a long stalemate, Chi Cheng's big hand grabbed the back of Wu Suowei's head pulling him over into the circle of an embrace. Gazing into his eyes for a long while and then he intensely kissed him.
Wu Suowei was becoming more and more accustomed to being kissed by Chi Cheng.
Wu Suowei used to think intimacy was a price he had to pay in order to catch the big fish, but it was completely different now. Chi Cheng's tongue was very extraordinary and it stirred in one's mouth could make one's mind in [2] shambled. It was intoxicating, vigorously intense and it leaves him longing for more everytime they stop.
[T/N: [2] 天翻地覆 (id.) which could be direct trans as heaven and earth turn upside down.]
Chi Cheng's big hand slid down Wu Suowei's waist, roughly scratching the soft flesh around his navel.
Wu Suowei uncomfortably straightened up his body and pushed away Chi Cheng's busy hand.
"Do you feel anything?" asked Chi Cheng.
Wu Suowei very unnaturally replied, "I'm not used to this."
"Then what are you used to?" Chi Cheng's breath was in Wu Suowei's ear. "Do you usually go straight to fucking? Then next time don't wear harem pants. Just wear split pants because it's easier!"
Luckily Wu Suowei had bared Chi Cheng's [3] huge shaft in his mind and if it was the previous him, he would have proved himself long ago.
[T/N: [3] Actually Jidan wrote 驴鞭 which mean donkey's penis. It just to say that Chi Cheng's shaft is as huge as donkey's. Refer to the picture below.]
Without giving Wu Suowei any psychological preparation, Chi Cheng's hand suddenly forced open Wu Suowei's trouser waistband. As long thick fingers drilled into the hairy bush and clenched a large tuft of hair, he sharply questioned, "Over and over again you come on to me, provoke me, and then you won't let me touch you. What trick are you trying to pull?"
Although the question was bound to come sooner or later, Wu Suowei was unable to find the words to put Chi Cheng off at that moment. Chi Cheng's unforgiving hand was still in his pants making him a weak match against power. Really at his wits' end and with no better option at hand, he tipped his hand.
"You're not my boyfriend. Why should I let you touch me?"
In short, Wu Suowei nailed it.
Chi Cheng's complexion changed. He outstretched his hand in Wu Suowei's pants and fixedly watching him.
"Dabao."
Wu Suowei reluctantly grunted.
"Follow me home," Chi Cheng said. "I haven't slept with others for a long time."
Wu Suowei threw the back of his head to Chi Cheng. "I don't want."
If you don't break up with her, I won't go!
"All right," replied Chi Cheng.
Wu Suowei ground his teeth. Of course, hot-blooded people are really fickle. You are [4] being greedy! Yue Yue isn't the only blind one. Both of you are blind! Wu Suowei furiously opened the door to get out of the car.
[T/N: [4] 吃着碗里瞧着锅里 (id.) literally means 'eating from the bowl while looking at the pot'. Simply means 'being greedy' or 'a man who has a wondering eye and can't settle down.']
As a result, the matter wasn't cleared up, and a lot of resentment seethed below the surface.
Chi Cheng followed Wu Suowei back to the clinic, even going so far as to get him to blow another sugar figure for him.
"I was supposed to be with my girlfriend when I was with you, so she's going to be mad when I get back. Blow a rose, so I can placate her," said Chi Cheng.
Wu Suowei grinned evilly, grinding his teeth, and a masterpiece was born in less than 20 minutes.
Stuck on a bamboo stick, a lifelike ass was handed to Chi Cheng.
"I couldn't blow a rose. You'll have to make do with a [5] chrysanthemum."
[T/N: [5] Chrysanthemum (菊花) is a euphemism of anal / anus opening because the flower resembles the opening of an anal. Refer to the picture below]
That evening, Chi Cheng was lying alone in bed. Xiao Cu Bao territorially lay by his side watching as Chi Cheng's hands twirled the bamboo stick, turning around the big ass that had been blown for him.
It looked just like when Wu Suowei walked in the street, flirtatiously swayed his hips when he walked.
It had been a long time since he had felt this type of itch, where he knew deep in his bones that no less than one particular ass was capable of scratching it, of satisfying this extreme state of affairs.
He had seen countless individuals wearing low-waisted pants, or thongs, or even not wearing pants at all; had seen them kneeling on the ground, swinging their hips, thrusting their buttocks; had seen every imaginable type of vulgar movement. However, none of that could even begin to compete for prurience with Wu Suowei lifting his T-shirt. Chi Cheng always felt that eroticism was not a performance but rather something that was produced deep within the bones. Wu Suowei's sensuality was concealed within the follicles of his hair, densely packed and spreading over his body, where it could be glimpsed only by someone with the ability of a connoisseur.
Meanwhile, alone in his own room, Wu Suowei was sitting on the bed stark naked examining his pubic fuzz whose roots were slightly inflamed from Chi Cheng's grasp.
Really fucking perverted...Wu Suowei could not help thinking.
Just as he was cursing at him, the pervert phoned.
Curling up in his blanket, Wu Suowei lazily answered, "Hello?"
"Are you asleep?" Chi Cheng asked.
Wu Suowei yawned. "I'm getting ready to sleep. How about you?"
"I'm getting ready to make love."
Inside Wu Suowei's skull came a whooshing sound as a cluster of sparks shot out, nearly singeing his pubes.
"Why do you call me when you are about to make love?"
Chi Cheng, expertly scraping his finger along Xiao Cu Bao's side, faintly said, "I want you to [6] rev my engine!"
[T/N: [6] 加油 (jiayou) is said when you want to cheer up or support someone.]
"Okay, no problem." Wu Suowei ground his teeth. "Listen up the lady on the other side! Your boyfriend is not a nice man! He grabs both a beauty's ass and a guy's pubic hair. He will find someone else to fuck after he fucks you. Even gangster will run away when they see him..."
He finished his rant and fiercely hung up, vented his hostility!
At the other end of the phone, Chi Cheng's desire had been satisfied. Thinking about how easy it had been to rouse Wu Suowei's fury. He felt at ease as though a small thorn had been pulled from his heart. He hugged Xiao Cu Bao and went to bed.
As a result, the next day Yue Yue went directly to the police office to lay claim to her man, cutting off Wu Suowei's chance to conduct one of his schemes, and sashayed off on Chi Cheng's arm.
Wu Suowei gazed at the backs of the retreating couple for a long time with a troubled expression.
It seemed like Wu Suowei wouldn't be able to tame Yue Yue if he didn't come clear...
[1] Skewer barbecue
[3] Donkey's ...
[5] Chrysanthemum
Anne's Rant:
Most of my loyal old readers already know that I'm gonna be MIA (missing in action) for indefinite period when I started to update frequently and I usually MIA without any notice for up to 4 months because I have classes to attend, meetings to catch, events to manage and a crazy team to handle.
Anyway, you can't even spend time to comment when I'm active so what right do you have to tell me to update when I'm MIA during my semester *flip my hair*
I was asked by someone why I go MIA when I can just translate during weekends. To avoid being asked the same question over and over again, I decided to write it here (and there will be human that will ask me the same Q again).
I'm an engineering student (I have mentioned this for a couple of time!). I never have any free time even when it's weekends. If I'm free (which is rare) I will use it to sleep and regenerate my energy for weekdays. If I update it simply means I have lots of free time and I have finish my reports. paperwork and presentations.
Please note that some part might be incorrect as we don't know how to translate the slangs and idioms to English and translators might rely on the pinyin. Mistakes are bound to happen and corrections are very welcome.