Quirrell:
I guess it's plain to see
When you look at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be
Both:
We simply guarantee
When you're looking at you and me
We're different
Different
As can be
Quirrell:
It's a comedy of sorts
When you're bound to Voldemort
Voldemort:
And I'm happy as a squirrel
Long as I'm with Mr. Quirrell
Both:
We'll lead 'em to the slaughter,
And we'll murder Harry Potter!
We're different
Different
Different, different
As can be!
Joe Walker as Lord Voldemort
Brian Rosenthal as Quirinius Quirrell