Me: Ohayo minna-san!
Kuroneki: Ohayo.
Haise: Hello!
Shironeki: Yo.
Me: Soo, we have a dare from TokyoGhoul_Juuzou!
/Juuzou: I dare Shiro&Kuro to try and get their wallet from me~
Juuzou re: I dare Haise to go kiss one of your squad members. *evil laugh*/
Haise: Why are you doing this to me Juuzou?! I always give you candy. ;;--;;
Kuroneki: Ohh~my wallet!
Shironeki: You mean our wallet. -____-
Kuroneki: It doesn't matter. We're the same person anyways.
Shironeki: Whatever.
Me: Soooo.....Let's start with Kuroneki and Shironeki!
Timeskip brought to you by Juuzou's sweets (Juuzou: Who said sweets?!)
Kuroneki: Sooo....where are we gonna find him?
Shironeki: According to what Haise said, Juuzou likes to stroll every now and then. Usually, he wonders to streets that have candy shops.
Kuroneki: Dude, Japan is freaking huge. There are a hundreds of streets and candy shops. We don't even now what ward he's in!
???: Ohhh~ sweets! I wanna have them! Heheheh.
Kuro&Shiro: *looks at the unknown person's direction*
Juuzou: Lalalala~yummy. *sparkle sparkle*
Kuro&Shiro: There he is.
Shironeki: So here's the plan. You distract Juuzou by giving him sweets while I go get our wallet.
Kuroneki: U-uh yeah sure. But how do you know if our wallet is even in his pockets?
Shironeki: He just brought it out. -____-
Kuroneki: A-ah. Sorry. \(^-^)/
Juuzou: Ohh pretty butterfly~ *follows butterfly*
(ASKDINEJSO JUUZOU IS SO ADORBS)
Kuro&Shiro: Run!
10 minutes after chasing Juuzou
Kuroneki: H-he *pant* stopped.
Shironeki: Y-yeah.
Juuzou: *Sitting on a bench* Huhh. I'm hungry. *grabs lollipop*
After getting some more sweets (Kuro)
Juuzou: Aww~ no more sweets.
Kuroneki: Here it goes. *sits beside Juuzou* *gets out chocolates* (AN: Since Kuro is a ghoul. And this form of Kaneki hasn't mastered how to eat human food without vomiting, he hasn't put the chocolate in his mouth.)
Juuzou: Ohhhh~ Yummy. *staring at the chocolate*
Kuroneki: Want some?
Juuzou: A-ano, could I?
Kuroneki: Its all yours.
Juuzou: Yehey! Arigato.
Shironeki: *sneaks behind the eating Juuzou and grabs wallet.*
Kuroneki: *sees Shironeki with the wallet* E-tto, I need to go now. Bye.
Juuzou: Thanks for the sweets mister!.....wait, isn't that Kaneki Ken? Meh, he gave me sweets.
*************
Kuro&Shiro: Well atleast our cards are still there.
Shiro: But I think we won't need our school I.D
Me: *pops out of nowhere* CAN I KEEP IT?!
Kuro&Shiro: U-uhm, okay.
Me: YASSS (☆-☆)
Me: *coughs* Anyway, it's Haise's turn!!!
Haise: Noooooo. I do not deserve this! ~(×-×)~
Me: C'mon Haise, do it for the readers.
Kuro&Shiro: Yeah Haise.
Haise: Huhuhu. Fineee
Me: Yosh!
Timeskip brought to you by Kaneki's kissable lips.
(Me: Do you agree Touka-chan? Touka: H-huhhh?! ×-×)
CCG Headquarters
Saiko: Ne~Sassan, why did you call the whole squad?
Shirazu: Yeah Sassan.
Haise: *gulps* c-could you guys sit there for a moment, while I need to do something.
Q squad: Mkay.
Haise: Just stay there. *gets out of his office and goes to the men's restroom*
Haise: Ughh. I could kiss Saiko. But she's innocent. (Maybe)
Urie......not a bad choice but i might never see light again.
Mutsuki and Shirazu......I don't feel comfortable with that.
Urie or Saiko....Urie or Saiko.....Urie or Saiko.
2 minutes later after the mental debate
Haise: *comes back into his office* Sorry for making you guys wait. Anyway, I think I only need one person for now.
Saiko please stay while the rest can go.
Urie: K.
Mutsuki: Bye Sassan.
Shirazu: See yah.
*Rest of the Q squad leaves the room*
Saiko: What is it Sassan?
Haise: E-etto, Saiko please come a little bit closer.
Saiko: *takes 3 steps near Haise*
Haise: Gosh she is sooo close to my face.
Saiko: Sassan?
Haise: H-huh? Oh dear, I spaced out. Anyway, don't be shocked about what I'm going to do okay.
Saiko: What do you mean Sass-hmphh!
Haise: *Kisses Saiko*
Saiko: *somehow kissed back Haise*
After 5 seconds
Haise: *breaks the kiss* *blushing af* U-uh....a-ano....GOT TO GO,BYE SAIKO....PLEASE LOCK MY OFFICE WHEN YOU LEAVE! *Runs back to the Ask and Dare venue (still open for suggestions about the venue guys)*
Saiko: E-hhh.....okay, Sassan is a good kisser. Anyway,I'm hungry.
*************
Me: Awww. That was cute.
Haise: *cringes* ASKJDIEKSO
Kuroneki: Was the kiss that bad Haise?
Haise: Well, the kiss wasn't bad.
Shironeki: Ooohh~~~
Haise: Shuddup dude.
Me: Hahaha. Anyway, thank you so much for the dare TokyoGhoul_Juuzou!!! Hoped you liked it. I had a fun time writing it as well. Soo that's all for now.
All: Baii minna-san.
Later that night
Haise: *knocks on Saiko's door* Saiko?
Saiko: Come in.
Haise: *gets in* Kon ban wa. E-etto about the kiss earlier, please don't tell what happened to anyone.
Saiko: Hmph, okay Sassan.
Haise: Thanks. Oyasumi Saiko.
Saiko: Oyasumi.
Haise: *goes to his room*
Saiko: *opens twitter* To late Sassan.
Saikoooo: @Sasakipuns You're a good kisser Sassan \('♢')/
Mutsuki777: @Saikoooo @Sasakipuns whuttttt?!
KukiDough: @Saikoooo @Sasakipuns Go Sassan.
Shirazuuu523: @Saikoooo @Sasakipuns When did this happen?!
AkiMado: @Sasakipuns Hitting on your squad member huh?
ArimaTheReaper: @Sasakipuns I'm proud of you son.
Haise: ......SAIKO YONEBASHI COME DOWN HERE YOUNG LADY!