Me: Yes. The title says it all. I am going to end this book with one last chapter and two dares. Thanks to omfgfudanshi, SabinaGuerrero4 and Sassy_Haise1220
(I'll be placing the three dares all at once cuz like...why not? The dares are arranged based from the order of usernames up there ^)
//I dare the Kaneki's to travel round the world in a week.
Haise: So..this is it. I guess we have to make the most out of the time together then.
Shironeki: The finale.
Kuroneki: Dudes, the manga hasn't even ended yet.
Me: KURO YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN!
Kuroneki: Oops..
Haise: These two won't stop bickering istg.
Me: Well you should stop sulking. NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE DARE!
Shironeki: Guys please tell me you all double checked your things. Especially the passports.
Haise: Passports? Oh..yeah.
Me: Don't tell me you forgot. Out of all people, Haise...YOU'RE THE FREAKING MOM OF THE SQUAD.
Haise: But I thought we would use Author-magic?
Me: Boi...this is the last chapter. We're gonna travel normally.
Haise: I swear to god, if you leave me here...
Me: *sighs* I brought your passport. I knew you would forget.
Time skip brought to you by Zan's homework
Shironeki: We're here in Seoul, Korea.
Kuroneki: Why do you sound so lifeless? ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)
Me: yah know, the members of BTS are here.
Shironeki: wut
Kuroneki: Omg
Haise: BISH WE GONNA BUY SOME MERCH. FOLLOW ME CHILDREN!!
All except H: yes mom
| 5 HOURS LATER |
Kuroneki: So far we have 10 packs of Honey Butter Chips and Dr. Pepper, facial mask, stuff toys, a shit ton of BTS and other Kpop stuff. I thought we were broke?
Shironeki: Meh
Me: All things with Taehyung and BTS belongs to me!!
Haise: Ofc
Haise: should we do go eat and do the other dare after?
Shironeki: Yeh. Let's get some samgyeopsal for lunch or do we have to eat human and ghoul flesh?
Me: Ohhhh Shironeki knows his food. I don't think I can use the Author magic right now.
Lyra: *pops out of nowhere* L I E S S S S S
Kuroneki: looks like we'll have to hunt while we're on vacation
Me/Lyra: *secretly uses author magic*
Lyra: This taste great
|AFTER EATING AND SHIZ|
Haise: So our next flight is in a few minutes and we'll go to...France?
Kuroneki: We totally have to visit the Eiffel tower. Right Shiro?
Shironeki: *backhugs kuro* Mhm
Me: abdfhedbgfvedg
//I dare the Kanekis to watch Attack on Titan
Kuroneki: I've only watched the first five episodes :")
Shironeki: Did S2 come out without me knowing?
Haise: What's Attack on Titan?
Me: asgvbdlsgjeved
Me: *places laptop in front of them* watch this while I sleep.
time skip brought to you by Levi and his cleaning supplies
Kanekis: JAEGER
Me: jfc what episode are you guys watching?
Haise: Ah, we're just rewatching the two seasons again.
Kuroneki: I have dibs on Levi!
Haise: HEy!
Shironeki: You can get Armin or Eren Haise
Me: Just get Marco cuz you're all the same
Kanekis: wut
Lyra: *pops out of nowhere* ur all half human
Kanekis: T R I G G E R E D
timeskip brought to you by raging kanekis
Me: we have no time to lose right now
Me: Leggo look around!
Haise: Oh! Can we go to the Eiffel Tower?
Shironeki: We just agreed to that awhile aho marshmallow boy.
Kuroneki: Look! A bus is heading to the tower. Let's get in.
Shironeki: Damn. The tower looks as beautiful as you Kuro.
Haise: *cringing in the background* get a room!
Shironeki: *smirks* oh we will.
Me: GAAAAAH *Covers Haise's ears* stop tainting my baby with your impure sayings.
All: *gets of the bus and gets closer to the tower*
//I dare Shiro and Kuro to kiss!
Me: The last dare ;----;
Shironeki: Well...are you up for it? *looks at Kuro*
Kuroneki: *blushes* Mhm
Haise: Zandea-chan, get the camera ready
Me: Yes Captain.
ShiroKuro: *kiss*
Cue fireworks exploding
Cue fangirls dyingHaise: *crying in the background*
Me: *also crying*
Me: So this is the end of Ask Or Dare Kaneki Ken. Gomen since this was quite a rushed and meh chapter.Thank you all for the reads and support.
I hope you guys would consider reading my upcoming works which will be less cringey than this one 😂Haise: I'll miss you guys ;---;
Shironeki: The next time you see us, we'll be paren-
Kuroneki: SHIRO!
All: Good bye!
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