Twitter ∞ Dan Howell

By _nostalgicturtle_

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❝ @danisnotonfire is now following you ❞ A story about a girl who stumbles into an internet friendship with a... More

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Epilogue
Final author note

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By _nostalgicturtle_

Direct message from @danisnotonfire

@danisnotonfire: am legit tempted to bring little d along

@phanoclock: can you actually

@phanoclock: at meet and greet i can pet little d

@danisnotonfire: innuendo alert 

@phanoclock: wow hilarious

@phanoclock: you're so funny dan

@danisnotonfire: i really am hey meg

@phanoclock: mhm

@phanoclock: how's life? excited for straya?!

@danisnotonfire: mn excited but also terrified i will be destroyed by a TEXTILE CONE

@phanoclock: haha intimidating right

@phanoclock: the TEXTILE CONE WILL MURDER YOU

@danisnotonfire: it isn't exactly a fear-instilling name 

@danisnotonfire: how are you?? holding up in the arctic wastelands of australia?

@phanoclock: are you still salty it was 26 degrees here in winter

@danisnotonfire: how could you guess??

@phanoclock: i mean you were really subtle about it but i'm a people person

@danisnotonfire: heh says the girl who's twitter bio is literally 'generically awkward bean'

@phanoclock: shut up

@danisntonfire: haha

@phanoclock: i really am a generically awkward bean though

@phanoclock: like i thought i was different from the crowd by listening to punk-pop and spending my life on tumblr but i'm literally just another stereotype

@danisnotonfire: god i know what you mean

@danisnotonfire: i thought i was an 'outcast' until i got on the internet and found a bunch of other people like me

@phanoclock: can't escape stereotypes and labels

@danisnotonfire: but it doesn't have to be a bad thing, like i've met so many cool people by being in the social category i'm in

@phanoclock: oh yeah, don't get me wrong, i love my stereotype, it's like a big no-judgement family haha

@phanoclock: honestly that's why i love the phandom so much

@phanoclock: like no offense, sometimes they can be annoying af, but i went to like a meet up about six months ago and everyone was so lovely

@danisnotonfire: :) i'm glad, it makes me happy knowing that maybe i've brought people together

@phanoclock: you really have, so thank you for that x

@danisnotonfire: of course x anything for my potato girl 

@phanoclock: ... 

@danisnotonfire: :D

@phanoclock: you really ruined the moment daniel

@phanoclock: omg dino daniel

@phanoclock: yes i am brilliant 

@danisnotonfire: ...

@phanoclock: :D

@danisnotonfire: wow we suck

@phanoclock: we do

@phanoclock: i mean at least my nickname for you is somewhat flattering

@phanoclock: 'potato girl' sounds like some kind of low-budget shitty sidekick

@danisnotonfire: hahahaha i would pay to see a movie about that

@danisnotonfire: 'potato girl and dino daniel, the dynamic duo'

@phanoclock: holy fuck yes would give my life savings to see that movie 

@danisnotonfire: we can discuss logistics when we meet

@phanclock: omfg i legit can't wait to meet you

@danisnotonfire: me too! 

@phanoclock: you better hug me tighter than all the other girls danny boy

@danisnotonfire: ofc bby you're my favourite 

@phanoclock: wow well i just felt my entire internals spontaneously combust

@phanoclock: dON'T DO THAT TO ME

@danisnotonfire: soz potato girl 

@phanoclock: i preferred bby but i'll take what i can get

@phanoclock: don't look a gift dino daniel in the mouth amirite 

@danisnotonfire: lol u suck

@danisnotonfire: what time is it where you are

@phanoclock: lol like 1am 

@danisnotonfire: do you have uni tomorrow?

@phanoclock: unfortunately 

@danisnotonfire: omg sleep child

@phanoclock: ugh i should

@danisnotonfire: night potato bby x see you soon

@phanoclock: bye dino daniel xx sweet dreams <3 



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