simon: how do you make holy water?
vik: What? I don't know
simon: you boil the hell out of it hahahaHAHAHAHA
vik: Ok dad
simon: *daddy ;)
vik: Why are you winking?
simon: do u not know that's a kink?
vik: Kink?
simon: like something sexual that turns people on. 'daddy' is a kink
vik: Oh my god
vik: That's why you left the other day.
simon: it was hot #sorrynotsorry
vik: Gross. Tell me more about this friend you want me to meet.
simon: well you can pick. there's josh, my housemate. tobi, a sweetheart. ethan, a loudmouth. harry, an idiot.
vik: I don't know yet
simon: that's still okay.
simon: do you have snapchat?
vik: Yes.
simon: what is it?
vik: ...vstar123
vik: You look so good
vik: All of a sudden yellow is my favourite colour
simon: ohfnfjf jesus v what do you do to me