(A/N: Ok first off To all my lovely readers: Let me start off by saying I absolutely love you guys! Especially those of you out there who are voting and commenting on the jokes! So as promised im going to upload more and if you're commenting expect a dedication coming your way with Lots of Love ~ Fuzzy or @DiablosDaughter (New Account)
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
(A/N: lol how many of you guys got this one? xD )