Twitter ∞ Dan Howell

By _nostalgicturtle_

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❝ @danisnotonfire is now following you ❞ A story about a girl who stumbles into an internet friendship with a... More

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Epilogue
Final author note

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By _nostalgicturtle_

Direct message from @danisnotonfire

@danisnotonfire: omfg is it 26 degrees where you are

@phanoclock: yassss be jealous bitch

@danisnotonfire: legit jealous it's summer in the UK and it's 19 degrees

@phanoclock: LOL SUCKED IN

@danisnotonfire: you're mean :(

@phanoclock: i'm sorry you precious little flower did i offend you?

@danisnotonfire: yeah a little :( my feelings got hurt mum

@phanoclock: did you just mum me

@danisnotonfire: i did

@phanoclock: hey daddy 

@danisnotonfire: stop

@phanoclock: am i making you uncomfortable daddy?

@danisnotonfire: YES 

@danisnotonfire: STOP PLS

@phanoclock: okay okay

@phanoclock: dad

@danisnotonfire: smh 

@phanoclock: <3 

@danisnotonfire: tell me something random about you meg

@phanoclock: ?? like anything??

@danisnotonfire: yeah

@phanoclock: okayyy hmmmmm.... i'm a scorpio and a practicing vegan and i wear pink on wednesdays

@phanoclock: JKS

@phanoclock: but seriously idk what to say

@danisnotonfire: anything

@phanoclock: okay um i used to think that potatoes were like grown up carrots when i was a kid

@danisnotonfire: ...

@phanoclock: legit i was a weird child

@danisnotonfire: holy crap i'm crying

@phanoclock: shut uppp

@danisnotonfire: that is so adorable

@phanoclock: *sighs* what's yours?

@phanoclock: and nothing i could know from your videos

@danisnotonfire: okay, how about... hmmmm well i used to be scared of dinosaurs

@phanoclock: hahahahah

@danisnotonfire: shut up i was a strange child

@phanoclock: hahahahahah

@danisnotonfire: :(

@phanoclock: omfg you're adorable 

@danisnotonfire: i'm really not

@phanoclock: but dinosaurs are extinct confused why you were scared of them ??

@danisnotonfire: idk i think that toilet scene from jurassic park scared the shit out of me

@phanoclock: scared the shit out of me

@phanoclock: bc it was the toilet scene hah geddit

@danisnotonfire: wow you're so funny 

@phanoclock: ikr

@phanoclock: oops my tutor just gave me evil eye for being on my phone in class gotta go

@danisnotonfire: bye x

@phanoclock: bye xx



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