I AM ONLY ANSWERING A FEW FOR EACH PERSON BECAUSE IT DOES TAKE A LONG ASS TIME, SO I'M SORRY IF YOURS DOESN'T GET ANSWERED. IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU
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Reyna:
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A CHICKEN TENDER PARTY?
When and where? I'll be there.
How does it feel to be married to a meme?
Fucking fantastic.
Reynolds or Stan?
Reynolds, most definitely.
Are you worried that little bb Theo will grow up in his father's footsteps: a meme [mee-mee] lord?
Jeez, uh...I don't think I am.
Which do you like more, tenders or nuggets?
Depends on my mood, really.
Have you ever had Nandos? Considering you love chicken so much
No, but I plan on going soon
Can I babysit ur kids I don't charge, also I've worked in a kindergarten b4 so it's cool
Sure fam
Sebastian:
Why don't you use condoms?
What married man uses condoms?
Why don't you have a middle name?
Middle names weren't very common in Romania when I was born, and because I don't have one, Theo doesn't in case people were wondering
What's it like to be a living meme (or should I say meemee)
I embrace it
Why did you decide to name your son Theodor?? Did you want to honor someone or?
Just a name I've been in love with since I was young. I've just always wanted to have a son and name him Theodor
Do you want more kids?
I'd love more kids
How's Bucky??
He's good, he's getting there
What conditioner do you use?
Reyna's but don't tell her
Anthony:
So do you like birds?
I hate you all
Have you pushed Reyna down yet?
Pushing down pregnant women is frowned upon apparently
What's your biggest fear?
Showing up naked somewhere in not supposed to be
Who's your best bro? Reyna or Seb? You can't say both
Sebastian
Chris Evans:
WHY DO THEY KEEP CALLING JADE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
Because they ship us.
WHEN DID YOU ASK JADE OUT?
That's a story for another time.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Canada
Do you wanna marry too? Cuz I'm down for daddy Chris js
What size ring do you wear?
Chris Hemsworth:
Do you secretly obsess over poptarts?
Not really, no
Do you use L'oreal or are you not worth it?
I'm not worth it.
How do you feel about Reynastian having their second kid? Are you jealous cuz they're beating you on family goals?
No, I'm very happy for them. My kids are better though.
Chris Pratt:
HAVE YOU OR ANTHOY PUSHED REYNA DOWN AT ALL?
We tried to at the wedding reception, but that Sebastian Stan, I tell ya. He's bigger in person than he is on film, it's frightening
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GO BACK TO PARKS AND REC?
Probably not, pal.
Why do you want to push Reyna so bad?
Because I love watching her facial expressions as she realizes she's gonna hit the floor. It's that moment of "there's no going back" and I think it's hilarious
I love you crisp rat
I love you small human
Can I push you down a flight of stairs :))
Let me go get Reyna and then you can.
Jeremy:
Can I also be your daughter?? Because you're father goals
Sure kid
Can I babysit Ava plz
I guess so
How does it feel giving your daughter away to a meme
Horrible
Can I be a part of your family too??
The more the merrier
Marry me
When and where
Scarlett:
Can you adopt me pls
Sure, sweetie
Hi, I love you
I LOVE YOU MORE
What's the secret to being such a queen?
Just be yourself ;)
Your favorite form of chicken?
Reyna has me obsessed with chicken tenders. She has to feed them to me every time she gets some
Robert:
Table for one, Tony Stank
You think you're cute
Can you pay for my college tuition pls
Sure because I think it's stupid to make such young people pay so much money to further their education and their lives. I'll send you a check in the mail, sweetheart
Are you Tony Stank?
I'm tony stark
Fuck, marry, kill: Anthony, Paul, and Seb?
Marry Sebastian, kill Mackie, fuck Paul
Paul Rudd:
Is Destinee your destiny?
You're not supposed to know about that
So you like ants
I do very much
Why do you keep using the Rudd meme?
Because it's awesome and I'm awesome, why not use it?
Loved you in clueless 😍
Love you
Marry me
I'm taken, sorry pal
The Rudd meme is dead so stop
Stop being facking Rudd
Tom:
YOUR PARENTS ARE FINALLY MARRIED. Will you be hanging out with Theo more often?
I already look after him quite a lot lol
Do you have a girlfriend?
Not yet
When are you settling down
I couldn't tell you
Is Theo taking your spotlight as the reynastian son?
Definitely lol
Date me please
Sure love
Do you genuinely want reynastian to adopt you or just fucking around
Just screwing around, it's what cast mates do
Jade:
Okay but opinion on Chris Evans
He's the sweetest man in the world, hands down
So you and Chris? *wink*
👀
ARE YOU AND DADDY EVANS DATING
Story for another time, mate
Morgan:
How is it being friends with celebrities?
Like being friends with normal people. They're all idiots
WHY ARE YOU SUCH PERFECTION
I'M NOT BUT THANK YOU SUNSHINE
THANK YOU FOR SAVING REYNA LIKE GOD DAMN
It was my pleasure. I was happy I was able to help her.
You're amazing pls be my best fren
Sure love
I love YOU ❤️❤️
I LOVE YOU MORE
Chadwick:
Why do you still hang out with those losers
I got too much love for them to not, even though I say I hate them all the time
So what are your 111 reasons for hating the cast
How much time do you have?
How are you feeling now that Reyna married Seb?
I'm genuinely happy for her, and she knows that. She'll always be my favorite girl no matter what happens
Birds or cats
Cats duh
Ryan:
How is it like being married to Blake and Reyna?
Absolutely glorious! Two goddesses right there.
Would you leave Blake for Reyna?
No, because I know she wouldn't leave Sebastian for me. It'd be pretty embarrassing.
Would you be offended if Deadpool wasn't invited to fight in Infinity War?
Hell yeah.
Who would win in a fight: Reyna or Deadpool?
Reyna fucking Stan, of course.
Marry me
C'mon. The more the merrier.
Would you lowkey want Reyna to be your wifey?
Reyna is already highkey my wifey.
Matt (Reyna's dad):
What's your favourite Sebastian meme?
This one because I send it to my wife constantly
What's it like to have a goddess for a daughter?
Great, because I know I created that goddess.
Fam if you need help getting rid of chase permanently hmu
Bless up
How are you the best dad in existence
I just am
What was your first impression of Sebastian?
"Wow, he looks gay. Reyna's never gonna get laid if this is the case."
Can you be my dad
Can you be my daughter
How do you feel about the fact that your daughter is riding Seb's dick
I'm just proud that she learned how to ride something
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AND THAT'S THE END
THANK YOU GUYS FOR READING THIS BOOK, AND IF YOU STILL WANT A THIRD BOOK I'M SO DOWN TO WRITE ONE
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON 😉