Setting:
One of Tords soldiers is having a wedding in Norway.
"So. Where is the place?" Tom asked, messing with his tie.
"It's just over there. Not far away! And stop doing that! You'll mess it up."
Tom did what he was told and looked at Tord. Tord looked back and smiled.
"So. Who's this guy getting married to?"
"He's marrying Paul. He's another soldier from my army. They've been together for quite a while now."
"Wow. Everyone's gay!"
"Tom we are gay."
"No shit. but like, patryk is gay, Edd and Matt are gay, Jon is gay. Literally everyone is gay."
"Huh. Yeah I guess so! Pretty great. Oh! Speaking of great, here's the great church. We're here!"
Tom waited until the car fully stopped and got out, along with Tord. There was only one car parked out with them.
"Are you sure this is the place?"
"Yes! The gps said so!"
Tom replied with a grunt and took his hand.
"Well, come on then! I really want to steal some of the silver-ware."
Tord laughed.
"I don't think the church would appreciate that, Tom."
"Well, the church can go eat my ass. Imma get some new forks!"
They walked in and saw the whole place was empty. Tord looked at his watch and groaned.
"We're early. We are supposed to be here at... 9:00 PM. Not AM."
"Oh my god."
Tord looked around and saw a familiar face looking at them.
"Patryk!"
"Tord? Why are you here so early? It's 9:23 AM!"
"Heh... About that. We just... Misunderstood. Sorry."
"Well... You can help me decorate then. Please come over here."
~time skip after the wedding bc I'm lazy!!!~
Tom and Tord were the only ones there that stayed to clean. The music was set on jazz and blues types. Tord was watching Tom as he slightly danced to the music.
"Having fun there, Tom?"
"Oh shut up, you hentai loving fuck. Get back to cleaning up."
"Ooh! I like it when your mad! Come here, boo."
"Don't call me that ever again."
Tom walked over.
"call you what then?"
"Tom."
"Okay, Jehovah's Witness."
"Prick."
Tom stood in front if Tord, looking up at him. Tord put out his hand.
"Care to dance, Tom?"
Tom blushed.
"Tord you know I can't dance, right?"
"Well then, what was I watching you do over there?"
"That was literally just shuffling."
"Look, Thomas. I'm trying to be romantic here. I'll teach you. What do ya say, min kjærlighet?"
"Fine."
A/N for a second..
I DONT KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE DANCING BARE W/ ME
Tord took Toms hand and pulled him close.
"Follow my lead, elskling!"
After dancing slowly Tord picked up the pace causing Tom to fall backwards. Tord, being the smart ass he was, held onto Toms back and now the two gay flustered fuckers were standing there in silence. Tord had the brilliant idea of kissing Tom, and when there lips touched, a bright flash covered the whole room. Moments passed, and finally one of them spoke.
/Quick note! Toms speech thingy is bolded and Tords is underlined!!!!\
"Wow, what the fuck...?"
Tom opened his eyes and looked around.
"Tord? Where... Where are you?"
"Right here, Tom."
"Well fuck, I don't know where ' right here' is!"
Tom attempted to get up, but was only able to move one leg.
"H-holy shit! Tom where are you! My leg is moving??? I'm not doing that!"
"Well I'm moving my legs but one of them isn't moving!"
Tord then moved his leg so it was in the same position as the other. Tord moved his head towards the mirror next to them and gasped.
"Dude I look bad ass! My eye is black like yours, tom!"
"..."
"Tom?"
"Tord. I think we are fused."
Literally two minuets passed.
"Does that mean if I jack off its kinda like sex?"
"TORD!"
A/N
HOLY SHIT BOI
:3ccc