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ONE DIRECTION PREFERENCES! FUNNY
DRUNKARDS: LIAM
DRUNKARDS: HARRY
DRUNKARDS: LOUIS
DRUNKARDS: NIALL
DRUNKARDS: ZAYN
THE ZOO: LIAM
THE ZOO: HARRY
THE ZOO: LOUIS
The Zoo: Niall
The Zoo: ZAYN
He meets you at a MEET&GREET:Harry
When he sees you at a MEET&GREET:Zayn
When he sees you at a MEET&GREET: Louis
When he sees you at a MEET&GREET: Niall
When he sees you at a MEET&GREET:Liam
When you embarrass yourself on the first date: HARRY
When you embarrass yourself on the first date: NIALL
When you embarrass yourself on the first date: ZAYN
When you embarrass yourself on the first date: LOUIS
When he asks you to be his girlfriend: HARRY
When he asks you to be his girlfriend: LOUIS
When he asks you to be his girlfriend: NIALL
When he asks you to be his girlfriend: LIAM
When he asks you to be his girlfriend:ZAYN
When he kisses you for the first time: HARRY
When he kisses you for the first time: HARRY
When he kisses you for the first time: NIALL
When he kisses you for the first time: LOUIS
When he kisses you for the first time:ZAYN
When he kisses you for the first time: LIAM
When he accidentally sees you half naked: HARRY
When he accidentally sees you half naked: NIALL
When he accidentally sees you half naked: LOUIS
When he accidentally sees you half naked: LIAM
When he accidentally sees you naked: ZAYN
Author's Note PLEASE READ
His reaction to watching the Tyra Banks Show: Harry
His reaction when he watches Oprah:NIALL
ALERT! AUTHOR'S NOTE! PLZ READ!
Authors Note

When you embarrass yourself on the first date: LIAM

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LIAM

Liam takes you to a carnival on you guys' first date. He asks alot of questions about yourself, and then you -being a gigantic DC and MARVEL fan- catch a glimpse of a life-sized cardboard cut out of your favorite character- BATMAN.

"Oh my gosh! Let's go play that game! I have to have that cardboard cutout!" you jump in excitement. 

Liam laughs at your childishness.

"Let's go then!" he responds, pulling you towards the game.

The point of the game was to throw the darts and pop more than five balloons. 

The host was so serious, and rude, carelessly throwing the darts onto the counter, making some fall. You ignored it.

Liam- being a strong gentleman- tried several times to pop them all... only for it to be in vain.

"It must be rigged" you both said. He laughed.

"Can I try?" you asked.

"Of course, beautiful!" he nodded, getting you a dozen darts.

The host of the game went to help another customer, and was right next to the balloon you were trying to hit. 

You grabbed your last two darts, hoping to make atleast one of them. You took a try and threw them.

You popped your last balloon! But suddenly, the other dart swirved to the side, aiming the sharp needle into the host's butt. He yelped in pain.

You gasped and covered your mouth in shock.

"I. AM. SO SORRY!" you exlaimed, feeling so guilty as the man whined as he pulled out the dart from his bum.

He seemed annoyed and pulled it out. You looked at Liam, who's face flinched as the man removed the dart. He looked at you and smiled. 

"You won" he laughed, looking at the rude man with a dark smirk. The host gave you a mad gaze before muttering nonsense to himself as he grabbed your cutout.

He gave it to you and you walked away with Liam happily.

"He deserved that! " Liam snickered.

"No one deserves anything!" you scowled at his mean comment. His face was apologic.

"I know. I'm sorry." he apologized. You laughed, and he smiled at your quick forgiving nature.

"Here, you keep it!" you said as he laughed at the scene in his head again. He looked at you in awe, then in decline.

"No, I can't! You won it!" he smiled, a little embarrassed that he didn't win it for you.

You explained how the balloons were filled every few times someone popped them, using your geeky math skills with probability.

"It was rigged!" you both laughed.

"We'll share it then" he said softly. You looked at him, hopeful.

"I'm going to make sure we keep in touch, darling." he said, kissing the batman figure sarcastically.

"You won my heart!" he laughed. 

The rest of the night went super well!

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