alrighty so I tried something different this time! read it as if I'm interviewing them and there's like, a camera in the room or something. I'll write their actions and shit instead of just the answers,,, so cool oh and because of this, this chapter is really long (5000 ish words) and I may not have answered every question, it was really hard to keep track I'm sorry !!
(m is me btw cool)
- jimin;
m: do you think you fully have reached happiness since with yoongi for now?
jimin looks over to yoongi, who is smiling at him and makenna can tell they're holding hands under the table.
jm: yeah, yeah I think I have
yoongi grins and jimin blushes before looking away. makenna straightens the papers and moves onto the next question. upon reading it, they take their pen and scratch it out, seeing as the no jams joke isn't funny anymore.
m: what if yoongi doesn't eat the bottom of the cupcake anymore?
jm: we might have to break up
yoongi jerks to attention, eyes wide as he looks at his boyfriend in disbelief. jimin grins and yoongi scoffs before looking back at makenna.
yg: that won't happen. I will eat his bottom forever.
jm: yoongi! shut up
makenna hides their laughter behind their papers as yoongi mutters an 'I love you' against jimin's ear, tinged red with a blush.
m: what would you do if you never met yoongi?
jm: probably have some peace and quiet. he snores all the time
yoongi nudges jimin's ribcage with his elbow
yg: be serious
jm: I am serious.
m: how did you turn human?
yg: what?
jm: um
m: don't worry about it
[ in a later interview, this time alone, jimin reveals that after having his wings revoked he was taken out of the system, and by going back to the mortal world without his magic turned him human ]
m: did you ever tell yoongi anything about the matchmaking business?
jm: no, probably never will
m: are you happy now?
yoongi reaches over and presses his lips against jimin's cheek, fresh blush blooming against the skin
jm: yes
m: how does it feel to be genuinely happy?
jm: like waking up warm, to kisses on your cheek. like hot chocolate on a cold winter day, like... like sleeping in on a sunday, or taking a nap and being able to feel the warmth on your cheeks. it's like feeling safe, just all the time
yg: I think nice would have sufficed, you big cheese ball
jimin rolls his eyes and makenna has to keep themselves from squealing out loud.
m: these next two we can answer at a later time...
[ in the later interview, the questions of if there was an opportunity to move to one world and take everyone with you, which world would you choose? and how does it feel to be human and be with yoongi? we're both answered:
jm: I would take everyone to the mortal world, definitely. but I wouldn't make anyone move if they didn't want to. as for the feelings one, it feels great. I feel finally happy, and like... just happy. ]
m: this person just wants to let you guys know that they're happy for you
jm: thank you!!
m: when's the sextape cummin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
jm: uh...
yoongi laughs and slings an arm around jimin's shoulder before pulling him fully into his lap. jimin buries his face in yoongi's neck, and while the younger isn't looking, he throws a wink makenna's direction
m: what do you see in your future with yoongi?
jm: lots of cupcakes. maybe kisses if he doesn't annoy me too much
m: are you happy with yoongi even though you don't see your friends?
jm: yes. I miss my friends but I know that they want me here, happy.
yoongi coos and rubs his nose against jimin's cheek.
m: did yoongay infire your heart?
jm: yes??
m: can you and yoongi adopt me please?
jm: no...
m: make babies, and if you can't, can y'all adopt?
jm: of course. I've always wanted a little girl.
m: if I can't be invited to the wedding, can I just send a gift?
jm: of course,,, but you can come if you want
m: are you guys adopting a daughter or a son soon?
jm: not soon, but a daughter. a daughter, right?
jimin looks over at yoongi and yoongi lifts his hand and kisses his knuckles.
yg: whatever you want, dear
m: how do you feel to be able to be with yoongi and not feel bad about it?
jm: it's great
m: why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together
jm: I... actually have no clue
m: can you be my matchmaker?
jm: sure! I'll just have taehyung look at your file and we can go from there!
m: you good now or?
jm: I'm good
m: will you invite me to your and yoongi's wedding? I want to be the flower girl at least!
jm: sure, you can come, but I already promised jungkook he could be the flower fairy...
yg: wait, we're getting married?
jm: well, I just assumed...
– yoongi;
m: how does it feel to have jimin back with you?
yg: amazing. like my small cold heart is thawing.
jm: you cheesy butthead
m: my precious son, when is the wedding?
yg: I don't know, I haven't even proposed yet. I'll get back to you on that.
m: what would you have done if you never met jimin?
yg: dated hoseok. broken up with hoseok. probably would have died alone.
m: how was life without jimin?
yg: absolute hell. I didn't shower and I think I gained five pounds of pure cupcake weight.
jimin shakes his head and lays it on yoongi's shoulder, whispering something that makenna can't hear.
m: do you like jibooty
yg: I'm assuming that's jimin's ass? yes. of course.
jm: I hate you
yg: I love you
m: just marry jimin pls and send me the sex tape
jm: we're not making a sex tape!
yg: we'll see.
m: can you invite me to the wedding pls
yg: I think we're going to have a pretty big guest list
jm: the more the merrier
m: if you and jimin get married can you guys adopt me?
yg: probably not...
m: what's your favorite thing about jimin?
yoongi looks over at jimin, who's staring back at him lovingly. if makenna hadn't written them together they might vomit at the two boy's cuteness.
yg: all of him. but mostly the way he tries to make everyone happy, regardless of his feelings
m: can you please send me an invitation to your wedding and let me steal the cake
jm: we won't have cake. cake is gross.
yg: sorry, pal. you heard him. no cake.
m: why didn't you take a shower four days ago?
yg: I didn't think jimin was coming back and didn't see the point in personal health care.
jm: I love you
m: have you washed your greasy hair m8?
yg: jimin washed it for me
makenna raises their eyebrows
jm: we didn't shower together! I dyed his hair again, don't give them the wrong ideas, yoongi. god
m: are you a top all the time? or are you a bottom? and can I have your polar bear pants?
jm: no! absolutely not! I- I mean, s-sorry.
yg: I'm a switch, and no, you can't have the pants. they're jimin's
m: is jimin's ass nice?
yg: the nicest
m: what would you have done if jimin didn't come back?
yg: probably wondered what I did wrong and angrily fucked hoseok, if I'm being honest
m: do you and jimin still eat cupcakes?
yg: all the time
m: what do you especially like in jimin?
yg: his selflessness
m: is it good having jimin back with you?
yg: of course. my bed is warm once more
m: if 7-11 is open 24 hours, 365 days a year, why does the door have locks on it?
yg: the fuck if I know
m: please for the love of jung hoseok take a shower
yg: I DID
m: when did you realize you loved jimin? also has he told you his secret?
yg: secret? what secret?
jm: I love you
m: cupcakes or jimin? be more proud of your son
yg: jimin. what son?
m: when was the first moment you realized you were in love with jimin?
yg: two days before we went to the arcade. the bet was a ploy to get to kiss him, if I'm honest
the boys leave the room, hand in hand, and jungkook and taehyung take their place.
– taehyung;
jungkook wiggles around in his seat and taehyung watches him, hand sitting on the table, palm up, as if he's testing the waters. jungkook looks at it before dropping his hands into his lap. taehyung sighs.
m: fam, do you know how to jump rope?
t: no, actually. I can't
m: what if you met jungkook the same way jimin met yoongi?
t: I wouldn't want that, I don't think. yoongi really loves jimin, and jimin really loves yoongi, but I'd rather find love myself
jungkook is still staring down at his hands, taehyung's retracted back into his lap. jungkook won't look at him, and taehyung keeps looking at his out of the corner of his eye.
m: why are you and jimin best friend goals I'm jealous
t: we've been with each other all our lives, we just know each other, I guess
m: what are you gonna do without jimin?
t: we still talk, we'll be fine. he's happy, that's all that matters.
m: do you feel guilty about being with hoseok?
jungkook visibly stiffens, and taehyung drops his head between his shoulders.
t: everyday
jungkook looks away, but makenna sees his arm move under the table. makenna can only assume they're working through their own things and moves on with the questions.
m: do you miss horse boy?
t: as a friend, yes. he's a ray of sunshine.
m: do you like soap?
t: ... yes?
m: do you miss jimin? are you going to find a best friend?
t: jimin will always be my best friend, just because he's in the mortal world doesn't mean I'm going to let him drop me
m: jungkook is an innocent little boy! just because jimin doesn't share a room with you now doesn't mean you can take advantage. keep it pg for the kookie, alright?
t: jimin and I never shared a room,,, but I'll have you know jungkook is anything but innocent
m: not a question but I fucking love you
jk: fucking same
t: oh my god
m: when will your language be on google translate so I can translate?
t: ... pretty sure korean is already on there ...
m: why are boxing rings square?
t: go ask hulk hogan
m: take care of jungkook he's just a smol lil bunny
t: have you seen him?? bitch ain't small
m: don't you feel the slightest bit guilty about hoseok?
t: if his love for me hadn't been artificial, I would. but because I stuck him with the arrow I don't think our 'relationship' meant anything. I do hope he finds someone soon, though
m: when are you gonna marry kookie?
t: maybe in a few years, once he stops manipulating me into playing lame ass video games
jk: but I'm cute, and you love me
t: see what I mean!?!
– jungkook;
m: has your pink scooter karate chopped you yet?
jk: scooter? I don't have a scooter
m: what if you met taehyung the same way yoongi met jimin?
jk: I don't think I would want that.
jungkook looks over at taehyung, who's staring down at his lap. makenna suppresses the urge to smash their heads together and have them make up. maybe they'll write it sometime. [ wink ]
m: how much do you love taehyung?
jk: with my whole heart
makenna makes a note of how jungkook didn't think about his answer. taehyung is glowing.
m: how did you react when you found out about tae and hoseok? how did you guys make up? this person hopes taehyung explained and apologized.
jungkook looks over at taehyung, holding his gaze as he answers the next question.
jk: I... I didn't react the best, at first. but it was for work, which I understand. as long as he doesn't do it again, we'll be okay. and by making it up, we mostly just talked, I guess? that's about it.
m: this is the first time you've topped, right? nice going!
jungkook sputters and taehyung laughs loudly.
jk: no. um, I don't– yeah.
m: jungkook or juancock
t: juancock all the way
jk: taehyung! jungkook. jungkook is my name.
m: if taehyung and hoseok meet again, how would you feel about that?
jk: I would be okay with it, just as long as hoseok realizes that taehyung isn't interested in him. right?
jungkook whips his head over towards taehyung, and the older boy holds his hands up.
t: no, babe. only you.
jungkook smiles and makenna moves onto the next question.
m: is everything okay with you and taehyung?
jk: yes, absolutely.
m: what was your immediate reaction to tae having to date hoseok?
jk: I actually didn't know until he got back. when he got back I yelled.
m: how does it feel to be the GOLDEN MAKNAE
jk: great
m: if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
jk: testi–
t: babe, don't answer that
jk: okay. never mind.
m: don't get your wings stuck in unconventional places
jk: I had seokjin hyung enchant me some clothes, so that's not a problem anymore
m: are you happy it's julahhh
jk: the seventh month!
jungkook grins happily and taehyung buries his nose in jungkook's neck, and makenna thinks they hear something like 'you're so fucking cute.'
m: is taehyung behaving himself? is he being a good boyfriend? if not I'll whip him for ya!
jk: don't whip him, that's my job. but yeah, he's okay.
m: kookie! stay innocent, boi
jk: no promises, with this promiscuous panther as a boyfriend
t: promiscuous panther. I love you, you dork.
jungkook and taehyung leave the room in a flurry of limbs and chaste kisses. makenna things they're cute.
seokjin and namjoon enter next, hand in hand. makenna notes that namjoon's hands are covered in glitter and makenna coos quietly. definitely the best characteristic they'd ever thought up.
– seokjin;
m: ily pink princess
s: love you too, boo
m: can you and namjoon adopt this person?
seokjin looks over at namjoon, and he fervently shakes his head.
s: I'm sorry, but we're not ready to take care of anyone. joonie can hardly take care of himself as it is.
namjoon scoffs and seokjin just presses a kiss to the corner of his mouth.
m: when are you and namjoon getting married?
s: when I can find the time to clean up all that glitter mess after I propose.
m: can I come to you and namjoon's wedding please?
s: of course
m: what's up with jimin's last mission that you gave?
s: it was basically a cover up for sending him to the mortal world, there wasn't actually a mission.
m: how did you and namjoon get together?
s: well, this little klutz over here–
nj: babe, please
s: broke my wand and sent glitter just everywhere. he was so cute I couldn't help but fall in love right there
m: can you teach us how to be confident?
s: red carpet insoles. that way, wherever you go you're walking on red carpet.
m: why don't sheep shrink in the rain, yet woolen sweaters shrink in the wash?
s: I don't kno–
nj: their wool contracts with the water. sheep don't shrink because they're living beings, but the wool gets tight on their skin and–
s: baby.
nj: sorry
m: what color is namjoon's glitter?
s: the cutest color of grey
m: mario or joon? please be my eomma?
namjoon looks over at seokjin, like the question's answer is a matter of life and death.
s: my joonie, of course. and we're not adopting at the moment, I'm sorry.
m: why don't you collect namjoon's glitter in a jar, as significance as his love for you?
s: trust me, there's enough of that stuff everywhere that I don't need a jar to remind me of him
nj: sorry
s: no, babe, I love it. I love you
m: you still watch over jimin with the great book, right?
s: of course
m: do you miss jiminie?
s: it would be a lie if I said no, but I am glad he's gone and happy.
m: how did you become so fabulous?
s: I was born this way.
m: can you teach me how to cook and can you be my mom
s: cooking, yes. mom, no.
m: what was the last thing namjoon broke?
s: the hanging rod in my closet
m: what was jimin's last mission?
s: to be happy
m: I'm hungry, will you cook for me?
s: what would you like?
– namjoon;
m: are you happy that glitter doesn't come out of you now?
nj: no... it still happens
m: hoe, go marry and protect seokjin
nj: he doesn't need protecting, but I'll get on that first one soo– sometime.
m: did you know that you are such a cutie?
namjoon blushes and seokjin grins at him. glitter runs down his cheek from his bangs, and seokjin wipes it away with his thumb.
m: ever find out where all that glitter comes from?
nj: no! I have no clue!
m: how long have you gone without breaking anything
nj: one time I went for a whole month
m: first you are so cute, second, when are you going to marry seokjin, and can I be your child?
nj: ... why are people so obsessed with being our child
m: are you a bottom in the relationship?
nj: ... yes
m: when you guys get married can you please make seokjin wear a dress?
s: as much as I'm against gender stereotypes, the answer is no.
nj: there you have it
m: what other places does glitter come out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nj: if you're asking if I ejaculate glitter, the answer is no
m: appa, will you be my appa?
nj: no. can we be done with the adoption questions?
makenna nods and tosses out half of the questions they have left.
m: do you secretly fuck jin?
nj: no, I'm a bottom
m: does glitter fall out when you have sex with jin?
nj: most of the time the answer is no.
m: can I be the flower girl at you and seokjin's wedding?
nj: I think I told taehyung he could... but if he's busy, then sure
m: what's the weirdest body part you've ever shed glitter from?
nj: my armpits
m: how loud does jin scream–
nj: what
m: – when you break something
nj: oh. never, he's very patient
m: if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
nj: you sick fucker
seokjin rolls his eyes and they leave the room, namjoon muttering about how he can't believe that so many people want to be their children and seokjin softly consoling him, telling him they didn't need to rush into anything.
m: I love love.
hoseok walks in and takes his seat, alone and looking mildly uncomfortable. makenna smiles at him and hoseok smiles back, seemingly more relaxed.
m: will you ever find love?
h: of course. love is something everyone deserves, right?
m: go kiss taehyung
h: why would I do that? I only met him today...
m: hobi, I love you
h: I love you too! be happy!
m: I'm sorry that the two people you loved didn't exactly love you back...
h: two people? I've only ever loved yoongi...
m: do you still like yoongi?
h: a little, but I'll move on. I'm happy for him
m: how did – if ever – did you get over yoongi?
h: time is the worlds greatest healer
m: are you currently interested in someone or do you not want a relationship?
h: no relationships for a while.
m: daddy?
h: yes?
m: do you think you'll find love?
h: of course
m: ideal type?
h: girl, guy or otherwise. pretty inside and out. maybe interested in music, if not that's cool. hopefully just a chill person that would be fun to hang around. oh, and they have to like cuddles.
m: who do you end up with?
h: I don't know, the time hasn't come yet
m: love me instead
h: alright
m: do you hold any sort of resentment towards jimin?
h: absolutely not. he's making my best friend happy, and that's all I could ask for
m: marry me?
h: maybe a date first
m: did you ever stop loving yoongi? if so, when?
h: it's not that I haven't stopped loving him, but I started getting over him when I saw how tore up he was without jimin
m: adopt me hobi. are you sad or happy jimin is back?
h: no to the adoption, happy jimin is back
m: if you're lonely do you wanna hang?
h: sure, of course
m: can we hang out soon?
h: we'll make it a lonely people party
m: why are you so cute?
h: you're too kind
m: why do people point to their wrists for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking directions to the toilet?
h: ... wait ... people don't do that?
m: who's your soulmate?
h: at this point in time, my right hand
hoseok leaves with a grin and makenna sorts out the rest of the papers to answer their questions.
– me
— do you know how much I love you??
- no, but you're cute, dear
— are you going to make an epilogue?
- no, sorry!
— I love you do you love me?
- with my whole heart
— do you have vine or tumblr or smth
- vine; no, tumblr; yes, but I rarely use it. I'm most active on twitter, but my activity across all social media platforms has been declining due to my inability to keep a steady mood.
— how do you write so well?? I'll never be able to be as good as you! you're amazing and I hope we can be friends because you're HILARIOUS
- first of all, thank you so much! and I just write what I feel, I guess? I don't know, but with practice comes bettering yourself so just keep writing! as for the friend thing, I'm flattered you'd want to be my friend but I've given up on friendships entirely, so I'm sorry but I wouldn't be a very good friend.
— how do you keep yourself motivated to write such nicely sized chapters?
- I don't, actually, all my motivation comes from you guys. if I get in the mood to write I try to write four chapters at a time, that way if I get into a slump (much like the one I'm in now) it doesn't affect the story too much (apologies to anyone reading little space, I've been shitty to all of you.)
— why are you such a good writer?? I've read all of your books and every single one of them are amazing !
- okay, firstly thank you! and I'm not that good of a writer, if you want good quality content, check out bazooka on ao3
— I just can't take how you can be able to write so much. I mean— you update often and it's always long... you're awesome. omg I love you
- thank you, I guess? I mean, not I guess, really, thank you.
— what is your favorite part of this book? and how do you get awesome ideas to write such a good story?
- favorite part is hands down chapter twenty, when jimin is leaving the mortal world. it's my favorite chapter based on my writing style, and the final scene between yoongi and jimin is powerful in a way that makes me not hate myself for sending jimin away. as for the idea, I have no idea where it came from, honestly.
— will hobi ever find love? I feel so sad. also thank you for everything, I almost cried during the end if it weren't asking my mom what I was making that face for
- hobi will find his happy ending all on his own, don't you worry. and your grammar was perfectly fine, dear. don't worry yourself over it.
— will you ever republish show room?
- no
— what inspired you to start writing fanfiction
- ... jesus christ. okay, so back in the day I was a huge 1d fan and I had this dream. long story short I wrote it all down and my debut novel was "a day with 1d... or a lifetime?" it got a whopping 25 reads.
— what keeps you motivated? (I'm jelly you're such an amazing writer omfg)
- my motivation is you guys, you're all I have. and don't be jealous, I'm not that good.
— precious ray of sunshine why are you so amazing
- ... I'm not– I'm not a ray of sunshine, I promise. nor am I amazing. but thank you
— who was the most interesting character to write about and who is your favorite character? oh, and why is this book so amazing?
- most interesting character was jimin, because I gave him the most dynamic background. my favorite character was by far taehyung, because I feel like I put a lot of myself in him. and the book isn't that amazing technically, but thank you
— is there a possibility you could write a jikook fic in the future? and thank you for writing such amazing stories, my favorite yoonmin stories actually
- jikook is a no go for me, I'm sorry. it's not that I don't ship it, but most of their interactions are fan service, whereas a couple like vmin are more candidly together. and thank you, don't thank me
— what did you like most about this story and you should know you're a good writer
- I liked that it made people feel. people were ENRAGED with taehyung and MUSHY over yoonmin and pissed THE HELL off at the council and sad for hoseok and that's what writing is for me. making people feel for a world they don't know anything about. and thank you.
— is there any specific thing you do to get into the writing mood?
- not really, I just write when an idea comes to me and take it from there. I guess that when I write I always turn on airplane mode because I have a bad habit of comparing my writing to others and then giving up on a concept, so maybe that's a thing? I don't know.
— where did you get the inspiration for this story? it's an awesome story!
- literally I do not know. one day I was just writing it. and thank you !
— will you make a sequel?
- no
— ARE YOU ALRIGHT FAM DO YOU NEED SOME MILK
- I don't know what you mean by "alright," but I don't like milk, actually
— why did you delete show room? but anyhoo your stories are [plethora of fun emojis]
- because I wasn't feeling it, I guess. It wasn't good and I felt like I was taking a technical step back by continuing it
— why are you so amazing at writing??
- practice?
— how do you come up with amazing unique ideas?
- I just take inspiration from things around me, I suppose. I've always been a creative person and coming up with stories is the only thing I've ever been okay at.
— WHY IS YOU SO TALENTED
- practice?
— how did you get inspired to write this?
- literally I don't know how it happened, but after I had the idea I wrote the first three chapters no problem
well, guys, there you have it. the Official End. thank you all so much for sticking with me these past six months and being super nice and supportive of the story and of myself as a writer. I'll be back soon with some new stories, but until then I'm taking a small hiatus and planning to focus some energy into little space. I love you all so so so so much, and I'll see you all next time
[ blows a kiss ]