You: PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME THERE, WE ARE IN A RESTAURANT WITH OUR FRIENDS
Ryan: Why? Your so wet for me babe.
You: PLEASE STIP THST
Ryan: It feels good, doesn't it?
You: Quit, quit, quit, please quit that. Of course it fucking feels good, you know I have a thing for your hands you twink.
Ryan: lol, you think I'm gay?
You: no. *Bren has joined the chat*
Bren: Can you guys not fingerfuck each other under the table like teenagers?
You: Ryan, I fucking hate you.
Bren: you guys are such a weird couple.
Ryan: lol, what about you and Sarah?
You: Ryan, stop or I will fuCKING KICK YOU
Bren: Ry she's kicking me instead, make her stop.
Ryan: ha, no.
You: ugh
Ryan: OW, YOU FUCKING KICKED ME
You: I told you I would.
Bren: Come on you weirdo's, we're going to a bar.
You: Good, I can get away from this idiot.
Ryan: Hey?!?
Oh look, another update.