It's a Funny Story

By Briredrose

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◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: la... More

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Dear Santa
You're now chatting with a random stranger, Say Hi
Sunday School 'Dirty'
A real boyfriend
Cute Quotes
Ideas of story that would be fun to write *
Ideas for storys part 2
stuff i find on facebook
Genie in the Lamp
Bestfriend
my Pokemon bring all nerd to the yard
Sayings
ATTITUDE QUOTES
MOTIVATIONAL SAYINGS
MONEY QUOTES
FMyLife : Love 1
FMyLife: Intimacy 1
Jokes from other wattpaders
How did the Fight start ?
43 weird things said in job interviews
50 Fun Things to Do in Class
Dead Goldfish
A to Z of Ex-Boyfriends
Enchanted Banana of Happiness
30 Fun Things to Do While Driving
Fun Things to Do at Yard Sales
Cute Sayings
Funny Quotes and Sayings
Fun thing to do at the mall
72 Things to Do When You're Bored at Home
Funny Motivational Thoughts And Sayings
rock paper scissors quote
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel
TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet!
What NOT to do no a date
474 Things To Do When You're Bored
How to Annoy Your Siblings
15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!
Pranks (1)
You're now chatting with a ramdom stranger. Say hi (2)
~~50 ways to annoy your parents!~~
Pranks (2)
Pranks (3)
Pranks 4
The Ebay song
Gummy Bear song
Weird Al" Yankovic - Don't Download This Song
How To Outsmart Cleverbot?
Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes;
How do you stay creative? 33 Ways To Stay Creative
you thought wrong
100 ways too annoy jacob black
12 Ways To Annoy Justin Bieber
179 Ways to Annoy People
Pick Up Lines
Pokemon Pick-up Lines!
101 Things Not to Do in Public
100 reason why twilight sucks
20 reasons why Jacab Black is way better then Edward Cullen
CYBERBULLY ( very important )
Fun things to do in the car
Falling In and Out of Love Part 1
Falling in and out of Love part 2
The End of Relationship
Falling in and Out of Love by Donna Martin
Crazy Thoughts
101 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart and K-Mart
A Mime in a Zoo
41 Reasons Why Periods Suck
50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab
50 Way To Freak Out Your Parents =P
Funny Quotes by Comedians
Friendship Quotes and Sayings
Pregnant Mystery
Alexandria's Genesis
Things to do in the bathroom stall...
Comedians' Best Lines, 1997
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
Ellen Degeneres Quotes
JAY LENO QUOTES
Dear student
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Magic Apples
Bottom Bumper Stickers
A UNIQUE COLLECTION TO TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE...
101 Fun Things to Do to Freak Out Your College Roommate!
What is a BEST friend? and A few jokes
In paragraph form
how to get out of detention
Weird Questions
Chuck Norris Facts
-Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"-
She lost it and kicked me out
Help Wanted
Teenaged girl ( this dirty)
Hired Help
Twins and more storys/ THE END
Dear Johnny
101 ways to say NO to sex

51 ways to make your parents think your insane

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1... Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE... 

2... Moo when they say your name... 

3... Pretend to have amnesia... 

4... Say everything backwards.... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas) 

5... Give yourself a swirly... 

6... Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!!" 

7... Run into walls... 

8... Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear...

 9... have nervous spasms at spontaneous times... 

10... Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... 

11... Pretend to eat


 12... Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "good morning sunshine!!!" 

13... Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.. 

14... Run in circles... 

15... Recite a whole movie 3 times... 

16... Pretend to beat yourself up... 

17... Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!!!" 

18... Slither everywhere... 

19... Wear a sticker that says, "I'm A Retard!!!" 

20... Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement... 

21... Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way... 

22... Super glue your finger up your nose... 

23... Talk to a pen... 

24... Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time... 

25... Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe... 

26... Try and climb the wall.. 

27... Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly... 

28... Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... 

29... In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!" 

30... Put pegs on your nose and eyes... 

31... Do what they actually tell you... 

32... Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... i get it!!!" 

33... Eat your hair... 

34... Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal... 

35... Eat anything obviously not edible... 

36... Jump off the roof, trying to fly... 

37... Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house... 

38... Hold their hand and whisper to them, "i see dead people..." 

39... When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!" 

40... Try to snorkel in your fish tank... 

41... Ask them quietly, "pardon me but do you have any..." then yell, "SHOELACES!!!" 

42... Chase an imaginary tail.. 

43... Demand that you want your own area code... 

44... At everything they say yell, "LIAR!!!" 

45... Pretend to be 326 years old... 

46... Hang upside down in your closet... 

47... Pretend to be a phone... 

48... Try to swim in the floor... 

49... Tap on their door all night... 

50... Pretend to have multiple personalities... 

51... Be yourself... 



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