"Hello?"
"Alex?"
"Will?"
"I heard you went on a date with my little brother yesterday."
"Yeah."
"I called to apologize."
"For what?"
"Are you kidding? For everything, Alex."
"Took you long enough, I have to say."
"I was an asshole."
"Clearly, you beat up your own brother."
"I was jealous."
"Jealous?"
"Of Josh, I regret not treating you the way he does."
"Oh.."
"I'll have to make this quick, Josh'll be pissed if he found out I took his phone."
"Listen Will-"
"I'm sorry Alex, I truly am. I was an awful boyfriend and rude as hell, I thought it'd be cool to take advantage of you back then, but it clearly wasn't. I've grown up, I hope you can forgive me."
"I forgive you-"
"Great."
"-as long as you promise not break Josh's glasses again."
"He told me you think he's adorable in his glasses."
"Well yeah."
"You two make me want to vomit."
"Shut up."
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