Aries: Spartan warrior.
Taurus: Taste tester.
Gemini: Recording audiobooks.
Cancer: Daycare employee.
Leo: King/Queen/Dictator.
Virgo: Germ-X tester.
Libra: Personal shopper.
Scorpio: Bartender.
Sagittarius: Professional laser tagger.
Capricorn: Animal psychic.
Aquarius: Attempting to communicate with aliens.
Pisces: Mattress testing.