What the Signs need

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What the Signs need more than anything.
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Aries: A reality check.

Taurus: A line of coke and a karaoke machine.

Gemini: A slap and a good mood stabilizer.

Cancer: A box of tissues and a block of chocolate.

Leo: A room without mirrors.

Virgo: A Xanax.

Libra: A backbone.

Scorpio: To be escorted into hell.

Sagittarius: To sit still.

Capricorn: A joint.

Aquarius: To just listen.

Pisces: To just...chill for a sec.


I am chill!! T^T

NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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