Me: Alright, these are all from Deadlybite and first up is Sasuke: What was it like being Orochimaru's bitch? I was actually sad when that happen~! The epic duckbutt uchiha becomes a bitch. Sad. Just sad. What does ur hair look like wet?
Sasuke: My hair pretty much looks the same when it's wet. You can go watch more Naruto and find out easily. *anime vein* And I wasn't his bitch, I didn't listen to him much at all at times, especially if it wasn't even a mission or for training.
Me: Itachi: Why u use crows instead of weasels?! Thats like a BIG slap in da face for ur own. Hows going blind for ya?
Itachi: Weasels can't fly or travel a greater distance than crows. Just because my name means weasel, doesn't mean I have to use weasels in battle and such. I'm not entirely blind just yet...Maybe I should get some glasses...
Me: That would be a smart idea. Next is for Gaara, Cali-Chan get in here!
Calienia: *walks in* Yes?
Me: Read this next one for me, will ya?
Calienia: Why can't you do it?
Me: I gotta pee~
Calienia: *sighs* Ok fine *takes the paper while I leave to do my bidness* This one is for....*blushes and mumbles something* Gaara-Kun: I swear to Kami if u do not go ask Cali out I will make u suffer for the rest of ur damn life! ^•^ How the fuck r u so damn sexy? Can I call u Mr.Panda? *face goes red*
Gaara: Unless we were doing some kind of sex role play, I suggest you don't call me that. I get my looks from my mother and father. *smirks and looks at Calienia* Would you like to go out with me?
Calienia: *face darkens in red* S-Sure
Gaara: *leads Cali-Chan away*
Me: *comes back into the room laughing evilly* Ok next we have Sasori: U do notice that puppets r the male form of dolls right? Who's on the top of ur hit list? DO u take showers?
Sasori: Puppets have joints, something dolls lack. They're made of wood, not plastic. They also have strings but dolls you have to move on your own. There's a reason puppets are called puppets and not dolls. The top of my hit list? The pink haired brat who thinks she killed me when in reality it was my grandmother. No I don't take showers, I'm a puppet. If my puppet body needs cleaning then I switch bodies and oil it and such.
Me: Pein: Out of everyone, u were the most stupidest and ignorant person I have ever stalked. How do u feel about tht? Oh n um getting ur ass kicked by Naruto n da nine tails? That was beast. I laughed. Wow...Your getting a lot of hate today dude...
Pein: *sighs* What have I done to deserve this? I feel nothing towards your comment. I didn't even feel pain when I was getting beaten. If I did, I'd be crying out for mercy.
Me: Makes sense. Saiken: nasty slimy slug....can I hug chus? I feel like u deserve a hug. A nice big bear hug.
Saiken: Sure, if you want to \^0^/
Me: Killer Bee, last one: Ur rapping sucks ass. Did u not notice that? Its not like i dont enjoy ur failures. If u had a rap battle against Lil Wayne u would have gotten ur ass whooped. Oh n hows Hows Samehada?
Killer Bee: Yo haters gonna hate but it ain't too late, to work on my art like I'm gonna start! Lil Wayne ain't got game, I got the fame! I speak another lang he can't understand, so when we be rappin, Killer Bee da man! Samehada be doing fine, we enjoy each others company all da time!
Me: Well said Bee ^_^ Hope that helps!