Harry Potter conversations

By TheHalfBloodPrincess

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A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter More

Computer
Spider!
Potions class
Beard contest
Draco likes Twilight O_O
Voldie needs a backup singer
Harry turns goth
We shuffle!
Cedric is stealing Harry's fan girls :O
Voldemorts new death eater
V-Dawg breaks a nail! (Part 1)
V-dawg breaks a nail! (Part 2)
Snape gets a phone
Draco's task
*~:Contest:~*
Remus tries to pull off the Potter look
Voldemort is stealing Harry's fan girls, oh dear...
Quidditch
The goblet of fire
Voldemort joins the good side! :O
Harry Potter game show (Part 1)
Harry Potter game show (Part 2)
*~:Contest results:~*
Harry Potter game show (Part 3)
April fools!
Yeah Sherlock!
Dracykins's birthday
Potter gets Pottermore
Snape's little catwalk :D
Are you SIRIUS?! (And a little question from Lucy :D)
Some little scenes a recreated
Cedric gets facebook
Sparkles they burn...
Horcruxes nom. nom. nom.
Halloween special!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Merry Christmas!
Voldie's little 'fishy' problem
Voldie and the death munchers cinema trip - The Woman in Black
Voldie and the death munchers cinema trip - Hunger Games
Harry needs more fan girls
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 1)
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 2)
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 3)
Harry Potter and the Rebellion on the Capitol (Part 4)
Slenderman
Hi, I'm Harry Potter and this is JACKASS
The return of the computer
Valentines day
~Question Time~
Mean death eaters
Ron's are important
Evil Exams (Part 1)
Evil Exams (Part 2)
Romione
Harry Potter Studio Tour (Part 1)
Harry Potter Studio Tour (Part 2)
Harry Potter Studio Tour (Part 3)
Harry Potter Therapy
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter (Part 1)

Snape and the curse of the chicken pie

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By TheHalfBloodPrincess

~Please excuse my lack of updating Harry refused to talk to me because I said i've got a better scar than him...~ 

Harry: OH MY VOLDEMORT - 

Voldemort: Love you too Harry *giggles* 

Harry: I did NOT mean it in that way Mouldysnort! 

Voldemort: WAIT UNTIL - 

Draco: Nuh-uh wait until my father hears about this! 

Lucius: WHAT IS IT SON! *Dramatically skips in* 

Draco: Daddy, Harry's going out with a girl...HE BETRAYED ME! 

Lucius: ...

Harry: Anyway...Oooh! Lets go to the astronomy tower to yell out to the people how awesome I am!

Draco: Ugh, please! Just because TheHalfBloodPrincess said she's got a better scar than you! 

Harry: WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION! 

*At the astronomy tower* 

Dumbledore: Every day i'm Dumblin'! 

Harry: Oh hey Oldie 

Voldemort: HEY! THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM! 

Harry: WELL I CALL HIM THAT TOO BECAUSE I'M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! 

Voldemort: Oh sheesh, you really are moody...So much for keep calm and carry on 

Harry: HEY! IT'S STUFF CALM AND BE AWESOME! 

Voldemort: Are we really having this conversation? 

Harry: Yes, yes we are

Dumbledore: So what are you kiddies doing up here?

Harry: Shouting about - 

Draco: OH MY GOD SNAPE HAS A CHICKEN PIE! 

Snape: Professor Dumbledore requested I get him some - 

Dumbledore: WOO! LETS EAT! 

Snape: BUT I AM EATING IT! 

Dumbledore: o_O 

Snape: Yes that told you didn't it Dumbledore! 

Dumbledore: Severus! Please! 

Snape: No way! Peace out muggles! *leaves* 

Dumbledore: NO WAY! HE JUST CALLED ME A MUGGLE! NEXT I'M GOING TO TELL HIM THAT ON WEDNESDAYS...We wear pink! 

Draco: YAY PINK! 

*Down on the Hogwarts grounds* 

Snape: Woo! Chicken pie! And no one can find me! 

Harry: HEY SNAPE! 

Snape: ARGH! *Runs* 

Harry: GIMMIE' THE PIE COWARD! GIMMIE'! 

Snape: NOO! MY PIE! EXPELLIARMUS POTTER! TAKE THAT! 

Harry: HA MISSED! 

Snape: Grr! Umm...LUMOS! Whatever that does...*Wand lights up* Oooh! Yay shiny! 

Harry: SECTUMSEMPRA! 

Snape: *dodges* STUPEFY! 

*Slow motion, Harry hitting the floor...* 

Snape: *Walks towards Harry* Trying to use my own sexay spells against me Potter?

Harry: Eh? Your sexay? Like me?

Snape: Please! Chicks dig skinny boys! 

Harry: Your skinny? 

Snape: -___- 

Harry: ...

Snape: Why are you being nasty to me?

Harry: Because you were nasty to my father! 

Snape: No Potter...Harry...I am your father...

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

Voldemort: At least he didn't use my NYAAAA!

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