philgon: i'm here
philgon: open the door sweetheart
danniester: do you have food?
philgon: no
danniester: smh such a useless
philgon: if you're too hungry you can have my dick :)
danniester: maybe i will ;)
philgon: you'd love it
danniester: is it 3ft long and glowing blue
philgon: yes
danniester: that's all i need in life
philgon: i know
philgon: now can you pls open the door??
danniester: be patient baby
philgon: fuck you
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did you hear about orlando? :(