1. You ride a kangaroo into battle
2. 'North Korea directs missiles towards Australia'
The Australians: Who the FUCK would want to attack Australia. Everything here is already trying to kill us!
3. "MY MUM GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME I'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER"
"I DIDN'T REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS I'M REALLY SORRY"
"It's hard to have a GAYTIME on your own!"
"I feel like you Australians are just fucking with us now!"