A/N: YAY! YOU GUYS, I HAVE FINALS NEXT WEEK! LISTEN TO THE SARCASM IN MY VOICE I'M SO HAPPY
Freddy: You guys, check on Mike, he hasn't moved at all...
Bonnie: MAYBE HE'S DEAD
Chica: Heheh
Foxy: BUT WE HAVE SO MANY EXTRA SUITS
Freddy. JUST CHECK ON HIM
Bonnie: YES MA'AM, BE RIGHT BACK!
Freddy: Thank you
Freddy: WAIT
Freddy: WELL EXCUSE YOU
Freddy: I AM NOT A WOMAN
Chica: If we're gonna be totally honest, Idk what you are
Freddy: I AM A MAN
Foxy: I thought men were mature and kind
Foxy: You clearly aren't
Freddy: BUT YOU JUST
Freddy: OANDKDNDKDJ
Chica: Freddy what did we tell you? English, not Freddy.
Freddy: WELL SHUTUP AND LEARN FREDDY
Chica: LEARN ENGLISH
Freddy: WHAT IF FREDDY IS OUR ACTUAL LANGUAGE BUT IT WAS CHANGED BY THE GODS OF POTATOES AND EVERYONE AUTOMATICALLY LEARNED ENGLISH
Chica: What the heck
Freddy: BUT IN REAL LIFE WE ALL SPEAK FREDDY, BUT IT WAS CHANGED TO ENGLISH
Chica: Dude
Freddy: SO CHICA, YOU SHUTUP AND LEARN FREDDY, BECAUSE FREDDY COULD BE THE LANGUAGE OF OUR ANCESTORS
Foxy: Your logic isn't even logic
Freddy: FOXY HUSH YOUR FACE YOUR HOOK IS PLASTIC
Foxy: WELL THEN LAD
Bonnie: I FOUND MIKE
Freddy: WHAT
Freddy: OH I FORGOT ABOUT MIKE
Bonnie: That's okay I'm sure his mother did too
Chica: Where was he?
Bonnie: HE WASN'T IN HIS OFFICE, HE WAS EATING ICECREAM IN THE CLOSET WHILE CRYING
Freddy: Maybe his mother really did forget about him
Foxy: I wouldn't be surprised
Bonnie: I'm sure his mom was surprised
Mike: I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN IN THIS CHAT THE WHOLE TIME
Freddy: His mother wasn't the only one who forgot about him
Freddy: HEY MIKE!
Mike: And Bonnie, I'm not in the closet eating icecream and crying, I've been in my office the whole time.
Freddy: Thanks I'll be there in like two minutes
Bonnie: MIKE I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU
Bonnie: BUT YOU GAVE AWAY YOUR LOCATION YOURSELF
Mike: OH CRAP