Harry: WOO-HOO! IT'S HALLOWEEN!
Hermione: Horray!
Ron: Um, what's Halloween?
Harry/Hermione: ...
Ron: ...
Hermione: It's when the spiders come out!
Ron: *Runs off screaming*
Harry: Well that got rid of him
Hermione: Yup, so what are you dressing up as?
Harry: That terrible half giant that lives on the grounds of Hogwarts!
Hermione: Harry that's Hagrid, anyway -
Harry: WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL! IS IT A MONSTER! IS IT A MONSTER!
*Window shatters*
Hermione: Lovely singing Harry...
Harry: Thank you! So what are you dressing up as?
Hermione: I'm dressing up as -
Harry: YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR SO SCARY!
Snape: U-G-L-Y what an isufferable know it all
Hermione: *Bursts into tears*
*Cue sad music*
Meanwhile at the Malfoy manor
Draco: *Runs screaming to Narcissa*
Narcissa: Draco dear! What is it?
Draco: MUMMY! MUMMY! THERE'S THREE DUDE'S IN THE MANSION! ONE WITH PINK ROLLERS, ONE WITH WHITE HAIR AND LOOKS LIKE A GHOST AND THE THIRD ONE HAS NO NOSE!
Snape: *Struts in wearing pink rollers* Mr Malfoy you don't know how much effort it takes to get hair like this!
Lucius: I'm too sexy for my hair! Too sexy for my hair!
Voldemort: Alright then, hand it over
THE END!