(I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LATE AND IT SUCKS SO BAD AND I'M SO BAD ABOUT GETTING TO YOUR DARES AND OMG I'M SUCH A BAD AUTHOR-CHAN. ANYWAY, FEEL FREE TO SLAP ME IN THE COMMENTS. Or give me a brownie. Your choice.)
Author-chan: Fufufufu~
Dipper: SHE'S PLANNING SOMETHING. I KNOW THAT MONOKUMA GIGGLE.
Author-chan: ALL YOU LITTLE CHICKEN NUGGETS GET IN HERE!
Everyone: What?
Author-chan: Read this! *hands all of them a Mabill smut fanfic*
A few minutes later
Bill: What... Why.... Huh?!
Mabel: *rocking back and forth in the corner*
Dipper: *growling in jealousy*
Ford: WHAT IS THIS?!
Sebastian: I don't see what's wrong with it.
Ciel: *mumbles* Because you're a pervert...
Author-chan: Hehe... Funny cuz it's true. Anyway, read this. *hands them all a Pinecest lemon fanfic*
A few minutes later
Will: *sobbing about his innocence in the corner*
Bill: I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS.
Mabel: But... He's.... What... I.... *faints*
Sebastian: Once again, I see no problem with it...
Ciel: YOU PERVY LITTLE- UGHH!
Dipper: OKAY, I'M WITH BILL, PEOPLE. JEEZ. ALSO I WOULD NEVER SAY THOSE THINGS.
Bill: You do to me in the bedroom... *lenny face*
Everyone: ... *sweatdrop*