Supernatural Preferences

How you annoy him

Dean; Lock the doors,  roll up the windows and lock the boot of the impala then hide the keys somewhere he’ll never look anywhere near fruit or veg is good

Sam; Change the password on his computer to something rude and then watch him squirm as you tell him what it is

Castiel; Say something you know he doesn’t understand then refuse to explain it to him so he has to ask Dean, something that’s rude works best

Balthazar; Snitch on him when he tries to steal something, works best if he’s been planning the heist for months

Gabriel; Not letting him touch you in any way from pecks on the cheek to lovin time

Michael; Cooking something he doesn’t like so he has to go out and get something

Lucifer; Tackling him at random points during the day then running off and hiding

Adam; Talk about his brothers like they’re greek gods, works best if they’re with you

Crowley; Putting devils traps everywhere so he gets stuck constantly

Dick Roman; Copy everything he says, he hates it

Kevin; Act stupidly dumb in a Paris Hilton voice

Samandriel; Use lingo and slang that he doesn't understand

Ezekiel; March around the house with a picket sign reading 'Demonstrations are stupid' he hates it because he joins lots of demonstrations and also technically you're staging a demonstration by doing what you do

John; Hide his research for his next case

Benny; Bite his neck, he finds it very seductive and very annoying when you run away afterwards

Garth; Tell the punchline of all his jokes before he can

Chuck; Steal the ink from his printer and all his pens