Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Ma...

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Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely... More

Why Is This Book Free?
Tucker goes to campout, owns Duke nerds
Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
Sexting with Tucker Max
Sexting with Tucker Max: Mean
Sexting with Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
The Leftovers: Tucker goes to Muslim wedding, drinks anyway
Nantucket Sucks
Fuck the fucking headboard
The Junior Stories: LA Sucks
Junior and the French Whore
How Iron Chef Morimoto (and Junior) got me kicked out of my own charity event
Junior's Marriage
Some Glimpses Into My Childhood: MOM!
I just like to say 'smock'
Guacamole is delicious
How I learned to masturbate
Ambi-jerk-strous
The Marley Stories: Doggy Basics
Why responsibility can suck
Marley goes to dog park, humps everything
Marley goes to bar, finally earns his keep
Ugly girl hits on Tucker, is duped
Dog people don't have a sense of humor
Dude, we are drinking too much
I Scored At The Swamp!!!
Tucker Goes To Doctor, Hilarity Ensues
The Blowjob Interludes
The Fat Girl Leftovers: Fat AND Racist
The Tucker Max Diet
Girl determined to fuck Tucker
Funny Odds and Ends
Tucker debates postmodernism, wrestles midgets
The DBA Story
Homeless people are good for something
Boyfriend Copies Tucker: Not All Imitation Is Flattering
Sometimes the Truth Does Hurt
The time I got arrested at O'Hare Airport
My real life law school application essay
Special Bonus: More Slingblade Stuff

So What Gave It Away?

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Occurred, April 2010

Another email from a different girl I kinda want to know how she “found out” it wasn’t me:

“I wanted to tell you that I’m a huge fan. You may be an asshole but I respect that . . . plus you’re sexy and you make me laugh. But not that long ago I was out at a bar in Pittsburgh with some friends and this guy approached me and introduced himself as Tucker Max and said he was in town on a book signing. HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE YOU! He was even an asshole like you. I really thought he was you. Long story short, I slept with this guy and later found out it was not you. His name is John and he is a student at University of Pittsburgh. This guy gets tons of pussy in Pittsburgh because he tells people he’s you. I wish it had been :(” 

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