Hilarious Texts

By walkinginclouds

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Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to... More

you left your phone at my house
Song to the Ex
be a little quieter
reality check
hiding clown
even
diet of happiness
do you like water?
what steps would you take
pregnant lie
i cured you
Make me a sammich
best dad ever
spelled ugly wrong
but im the one who slept with her sister
I want to go to hogwarts
you're just like a penny
Nemo
another drunk text
why do you wear ___?
Santa Joke Text
random game
Nemo don't touch the butt!
table riddle
a dirty blonde
sexy and i know it paraody
check who you're texting
ocean texts
**VIRGINIA!!
Biscuit Time
Weird Pickup Line
Texting a hot girl
sniper training
the ruler idiot
most unrealistic text ever
go to sleep thinking of you
Wanna duck??
making apple juice
a drunk text from sparta
texting wrong person
sad story
body from McDonalds
traded iphone
biggest fail ever
I KNOW YOUR SECRET
Your girl having guy friends
deleted the internet
I love you
I could've been tumblr famous
best thing ever
Worst proposal ever
That slut of a cat!
random game #2
love you after 2 minutes
VOLDEMORTTTT!
texting the teacher
i bow to the king
suing the condom company
hide and seek: whole house edition
Welcome to Facebook
keyboard seizure
heart surgery
Duck walks on 2 legs
Happy Birthday
still want you
feb 30th
drunk wrestler
i cant sleep
spanish mistakes
$5 footlong
You free?
Poor mime
*kick
Bad Girls
Best teacher ever
make that a diet coke
Swiper? Nope I'm a hamster
goldfish drowning?
such irony
worst possible convo EVER
i dare someone to do this
boyfriend pregnant?
did you study?
alphabet
APRIL FOOLS!
our mama
failing at being cute
bigger problems
ummmm
ha best friend ever!
Potassium
JK
never become a mother
colorblind
the truth
*it's okay
you get on my nerves..
Jake from State Farm
real deal
monopoly
Bonus Text: Auctioning kids
Bonus text: bread
Bonus text: harry potter names
bonus text: full blooded retard
bonus text: immaturity
bonus text: *chores
BONUS TEXT: there was a back?!
BONUS TEXT: I assumed
BONUS TEXT: overused poem
BONUS TEXT: chillin with Jesus
BONUS TEXT: your car

K

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By walkinginclouds

K

     K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know what in JK, K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.

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