Can you show me how to get to sesame street? :)
Wait until 11:11, close your eyes, spin around five times, hit the piñata, and when all the candy comes pouring out, run straight through it. Once you're through, you'll meet a llama named Bob. Give Bob $20 and an apple and he'll let you ride on his back. He'll take you to Narnia where you will find five dollars on the ground. Use the money to get on the Hogwarts Express, where you will meet up with Ke$ha in compartment five. She will give you a map, which shall lead you on a year long journey through the Bulgarian countryside, and once you're COMPLETELY lost, you will stumble apon Sesame Street. Good Luck.
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