Merry Christmas!!! Did u get that iPhone u wanted?
No
Oh haha I did and I got an x box, and a new car.
Well unlike u my parents aren't rich from suing the condom company.
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suing the condom company
Merry Christmas!!! Did u get that iPhone u wanted?
No
Oh haha I did and I got an x box, and a new car.
Well unlike u my parents aren't rich from suing the condom company.
...