danniester: ur voice makes me feel some sorta way
danniester: why is it so husky and sesual i feel uncomfortable
philgon: maybe i could fix that
danniester: stop
philgon: why do u sound like a cartoon character
danniester: fuck u no i don't
philgon: yes u do
danniester: i am a late bloomer
philgon: you're 18 ffs
danniester: lol sup
philgon: i want to meet u for some reason
danniester: no thanks
philgon: excuse me
danniester: what
philgon: why won't u meet me literally five seconds ago u were like, ur my friend and shit
danniester: i won't meet u because i have a feeling u would sexually harass me
philgon: you'd enjoy it
danniester: i'm pretty sure i won't
philgon: i'd suck u off if u want ;)
danniester: ew wtf no
philgon: don't lie, u dream about my lips wrapped around ur dong
danniester: first of all, ew
danniester: second of all, stop calling my dick a dong
danniester: and third of all, no thanks
philgon: what is ur problem
danniester: stop hitting on me, i still do have girlfriend
philgon: i thought u dumped that piece of shit
danniester: i asked her if she texted u that, she said who's phil
danniester: like what bitch
philgon: u and ur bloody relationship
philgon: why r u straight anyway, being gay is cool
danniester: what even
danniester: and i'm not straight
philgon: WHAT
philgon: BUT U SAID
danniester: i um
danniester: i may be bi :3
philgon: pls tell me i was partially the reason
danniester: ok not gonna lie
danniester: apart from zac efron and dylan o'brien's ass, you did help
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now that i have captured your attention