Friday February 12
6:41pm
"Wanna hang out?"
"I don't even know who you are."
"Of course you do, I'm Darth Vader."
"Not this again."
"So, wanna hang out? I can pick you up. Not try'na brag, but my car made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs."
"That's not even possible."
"Of course it is. If the Millennium Falcon can do it then so can my car."
"Darth Vader, please leave me alone."
"Never in a million light years."
"Hanging up on you. Again."
"Don't miss me too much."
"Never in a million light years."