Dark Pit: apparently it's my birthday?
DancerofDawn21: Yup! And you didn't tell me what you wanted!(sorry it's really late)
Dark Pit: I dunno what I want apart from Author.
Author: *rolls eyes* this little cinnamon roll will never learn.
Palutena: And we've got a load of requests!
I dare dark pit and pit to slam a custard pie in each other's face then go swimming in the Bermuda Triangle (A.K.A The Sea of Monsters) for 8 hours on end
Author: OKAY RAYZIE IM GONNA HAVE TO COME TO!
Pit: B-Bermuda... Triangle? *tremling with fear*
Dark Pit: let's do this *slams cream pie in Pit's face*
Pit: *wipes face*
Phosphera: Need some help with that Pit~? *starts to rub his face*
Pit: Ew! Phosphera get off! *pushes her off*
Author: Here! *gives him a tissue*
Pit: thanks. *wipes off last bit* Now... *grabs pie* JUSTICE! *slams cream pie on DP's face*
Dark Pit: *wipes the cream off his face*
Author: ALRIGHT OFF TO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!
A Few Hours Later...
Pit: We're back!
Phosphera: OH PIT YOUR STILL ALIVE!!! Um... Dark Pit you're alive as well! And... you... um...
Author: say it.
Phosphera:... *sigh* still alive...
Author: mmhm. NEXT DARE!
Meghan wants to dare...
Meghan: I DARE PIT TO BE A BIRD!
Me:... MEGHAN... NEVER BRING DE BIRD SEED!
Meghan: Fine... How about Arm-Pit does math...
Pit: *looking at simple math questions* how on earth do you do this?
Author: um... let's look at this question here! 1+1=?
Pit: yeah?
Author: so you do know how to count?
Pit: duh? 6, 3, 2, 8, 4, 1-
Author: no. That's not the proper way. But you do know your numbers and that's good. So it's actually 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ect. So if we see this symbol, we need to add them. So if we put two ones together, what will we get?
Pit: *thinking* two?
Author: YAY YOU DID IT!
Pit: Yay!
Author: reminding me of math, something funny happened in math in Yr 5. We were doing decimals and my teacher was saying 'decimal point' over and over again so she said, 'okay let's put the DP over there-' and I was like 'WHAT?!' And all my friends were like, 'hey Author! Dark Pit!' And I was like,'SCHOOL= Six Cruel Hours Of Our Life'
Palutena: next dare is...?
I dare Pitty pat to ask phosphora out on a date.
Phosphera: FINALLY!
Pit: oh boy
Magnus: you'll live with it.
Author: *puts hand on Phosphera's shoulder* trust me Phosphera, he is an amazing dater.
Phosphera: ugh, says you. He's the BEST dater!
Pit: *hugs Author* PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO!!!
Author: you'll be fine Pit! Trust me. I'll have a big surprise for you when you come back.
Pit: REALLY?! *eyes sparkle*
Author: yes now go on that date!
Pit: Okay!
A FEW HOURS LATER...
Pit: We're back!
Phosphera: OHMYGOSHWHATTHEHECKOHMYGODWHATTHEHELLOHMYLORDOHMYGODPITJUSTASKEDMEOUTONADATEOHMYGOSHWATDAHECK?!XD
Author: mmhm and Pitty-Pat did a good job?
Pit: *nods head like a little kid*
Author: here ya go! *gives him floor ice-cream*
Pit: O~O *eats in one go*
I dare PITTO to sing the song narwhals http://youtu.be/SX9IRXIF5Ak in two part harmony
Author:... I hate this song...
Dark Pit: *clears throat* NARWHALS-
Everyone on the crew, opinion on Vocaloid?
Oh and I dare Pit to sing a vocaloid song.
Author: AIE VOCALOID!!!!! I LOVE VOCALOIDS!!!! My fav is WORLD IS MINE BY HATSUNE MIKU!!!!
Pit: yeah! They're awesome!
Dark Pit: eh. They're pretty cool.
Palutena: Kagamin Len is Bae!
Viridi: oh my god Miku x Kaitao
Magnus: they are literally just hologra-
Author: 🔪 shut up they are awesome
Magnus: *gulp*
Hades: I have to admit... the good songs make me cry...
Medusa: wait what
Hades: truth be told
Medusa: OH MY GOD ME TO.
Thanatos: SO-there hair is ridiculous-AP!
Arlon: *walks in with some tea* Mistress Viridi some tea?
Viridi: Oh NOW you come after the 143 chapters we've had!
Arlon: forgive me my mistress. I had problems with the forces of nature.
Author: PIT! SING CANTERELLA!!!!!
Pit: oh HELL NO!! It has a really weird story to it...
Author:... SERVANT OF EVIL!
Pit: No! Oh no! Oh no no no no no! No! No!
Author: BAD END NIGHT!
Pit: but that's for a girl!
Dark Pit: then we'll all sing!
Viridi: good idea Dark Pit let's go!
Arlon: what is the next dare?
Hello, does floor ice cream taste good? XD
Everyone: YES!
I dare Palutena to adopt a bunny for Pit and Dark Pit for Easter!
Palutena: it's past Easter but whatever. ITS A BUNNY! HERE YA GO BOYS!
Dark Pit: it's gonna be a long day...
A/N
OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE! Okay I have missed out on a shit ton of requests so if I missed out on one can you plz redo it in the comment? And I promise I will do it even though I'm busy with the mystery chapter... NO SPOILERS!