TEXTING || ALBERTO ROSENDE

By rileysblues

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unknown number: is this the weird dude who told me he loved me when i gave him his pasta this afternoon? ... More

TEXTING - ALBERTO ROSENDE.
ONE - YOU ARE CUTE IN A CREEPY WAY.
TWO - WHOM I LOVE VERY MUCH.
THREE - I'M GONNA WRITE THAT DOWN IN MY NOTES.
FOUR - I BELIEVE IN ART.
FIVE - THAT IS THE RIGHT TERM, RIGHT?
SIX - MY PASTA GIRL.
SEVEN - GOOD POINT.
EIGHT - SHE LIKES GLITTER, OKAY?
NINE - 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CAMILLA'.
TEN - SHE CALLED YOU MOMMY.
TWELVE - I POKED HER.
THIRTEEN - I'M GAY.
FOURTEEN - SHIT.
FIFTEEN - YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR TO ME.
SIXTEEN - I MISS YOU, PASTA GIRL.
SEVENTEEN - YOU LIED TO ME.
EIGHTEEN - I'M HAVING A LAZY WEEK.
NINETEEN - I'M SORRY.
TWENTY - BUT.
TWENTY-ONE - BUT SARMONIC WOODLAND ARE CUTER.
TWENTY-TWO - SHE LIKES YOU.
TWENTY-THREE - OPERATION MALBERTO.
TWENTY-FOUR - SHE CAN BE THE SHIPPER CHILD.
TWENTY-FIVE - BABYSITTING BROOKLYN.
TWENTY-SIX - DAD.
TWENTY-SEVEN - THREE BIRTHDAYS.
TWENTY-EIGHT - MARRIAGE.
TWENTY-NINE - NADIA IS OUT.
THIRTY - FOREVER.
THE STORIES IN THE SERIES.

ELEVEN - NO I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.

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By rileysblues

alberto: hey mia, how are you?

mia: i'm good

mia: i have to work today, but other than that i'm good

alberto: don't you like your job?

mia: i serve people food all day while they complain about stuff like 'the music is weird, could you turn it off?'

mia: NO I CAN'T TURN IT OFF

mia: AND IT'S AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT, DEAL WITH IT

mia: AND I CAN WEAR A PAIR OF YOGA PANTS WITHOUT WANTING TO GET CATCALLED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH MIDDLE AGED MAN

alberto: o.o

mia: sorry, i'm just very sleep deprived

mia: brooklyn is sick so she couldn't sleep and was bugging me the whole night

mia: and i think i caught the flu from her

mia: i need money though

alberto: you really shouldn't work if you feel sick, mia

mia: one of my brothers just asked if i'm okay and said that i look tired

mia: yES I'M OKAY MY FACE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THIS GO AWAY

alberto: calm down, please

mia: i feel dizzy

mia: i think i'm going to pass out

alberto: go and sit down, drink some water

alberto: mia?

alberto: did you really pass out?

mia: this is one of mia's brothers, she's okay

mia: she just passed out so i drove her to the hospital, but she'll be fine

mia: the heat and the dehydration just made her faint

alberto: oh, okay

mia: i'll tell her to text you when she's awake

alberto: thanks

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