So I get a text out of the blue in the middle of the night and guess who it's from-- Penny, the text reads "Hey I wanted to know if you wanted to get a drink only if you're up for it" I text back "sure that's fine see you then😘" I rollover and try to fall back asleep but I couldn't because why would Penny want to go out with me she has Callie and they seem like a cute couple so I got up and headed out.
Later that same night
I get home and Arizona's gone. I get into bed not even caring that I'm going to sleep in my clothes, I lay down and put my phone on the nightstand. I wake up and Arizona is still gone I guess she went to the hospital I lay back down and go to sleep.
Still that same night
I get to Callie's house and text Penny I'm here I hear her coming down the stairs she opens the door "Hey Arizona" What's up Penny why are you texting me and how did you even get my number. I wanted to talk to you come in. Where's Callie is she upstairs??? Yes she's sleep I wanted to know if you wanted to go on a date? What? No I'm in a relationship with Jo did you forget and aren't you with Callie I'm leaving you must be on crack to even ask me to go out with you. (Penny tries to grab me and kiss me) don't go Arizona by this time I had accidentally called Jo I quickly hang up and the doorbell rings and Callie's coming down the stairs I open the door Jo's standing there at the same time Callie has made it down the stairs Jo what are you doing here?? Arizona you butt dialed me and I heard the whole conversation and I came here to BEAT PENNY'S ASS Jo runs and jumps on Penny meanwhile Callie and I are looking at each other and then we get in and break it up ( While all this is going on Callie's daughter wakes up and comes to the top of the stairs) Hey mom what's going on? Nothing go back to sleep we were just wrestling and I think Mommie WON go back to sleep Ok I will good night Mommie good night Sweetie I can't believe what I just witnessed Arizona what's going on???? Your girlfriend text me and when I got here she tried to kiss me Penny you did what????? You know what it's 3 in the morning let's finish this tomorrow after work good night Arizona Good night Jo see you guys tomorrow.