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By lucaspocus

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unknown number: hey mikey get up here we're gonna play fifa you: play what now © lucaspocus 201 (THIS BOOK... More

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7:13 pm

You: hey calum guess what

Cal: 2 WEEKS JFDKJFDKFDFDJKGFGDKHK

You: I KNOWDFHIENFDNV

Cal: WHAT SHALL WE DO WHEN WE MEET

You: WE HAVE TO GO TO THE FIRST STARBUCKS AND THEN WE HAVE TO GO TO KURT COBAINS HOUSE AND THE GOONIES HOUSE AND WE HAVE TO GO AROUND THE CITY AND I WON'T FORGET THE NEEDLE

Cal: YES LET'S DO IT

You: You make me so happy omfg

Cal: you make me so happy too luv

Cal: can i tell you something?

You: Yeah sure

Cal: okay you know five seconds of summer

You: Stop typing like i used to type it's depressing

Cal: Okay anyways I need to tell you

Cal: can i call you? I understand if you don't want to

You: No, let's call

Cal: ok

conversation::

"Hey, Erin you there?"

"Yeah. Your voice is great mate."

"Haha. Okay so you know that band?"

"Sure,"

"I GOT US TICKETS FOR NEXT MONTH WHEN THEY COMEEEEE!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOSH"

"IM CRYING WHY CALUM IM NOT NICE AT ALL"

"I love me too! Luke, bug off."

"Who are you talking to, Calum? IS IT THAT GIRL THAT DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE IN-"

"SHUT UP YOU UGLY RAT"

"NO"

"Hello?"

"Sorry, my best friend Luke took my phone ell oh ell. So, whatcha doin?"

"Are you Luke?"

"No I'm Luke."

"What?"

"What?"

"Who's Luke?"

"Me."

"Okay...Can I talk to Calum?"

"The one who's in that huge band called Five Seconds of Summer? Yeah, sure."

"What?"

"HEY GET OFF OF ME"

"I gotta go Erin, bye"

"Bye I guess.."

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