You both like 5 years of winter.
Stranger: why does luke hemmings try so hard to act straight
You: I swear, is there ANYONE else on this tag?
Stranger: "luke"?
You: Yeah
Stranger: damn why don't mix it up a little & pretend to be ashton or calum
You: Because I'm actually Luke?
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: turn on ur cam
I rolled my eyes but grabbed my headphones and flicked my webcam on. I pulled my mic down, looking at my laptop screen. "Happy now?" I said to the black screen of the stranger I was talking to.
"Oh my god." I heard someone say. It was muffled, barely audible, and slightly masculine. I frowned and watched as 'Stranger is typing...' popped up on my screen.
Stranger: you're motherfucking luke hemmings !!!
You: Told you, haha.
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: i am literally such a big fan of you and your band like you do not understand ok your music has gotten me through a lot of shit and you all are just so amazing ok thanks
You: Oh wow. Of course bud, no problem.
You: Can you turn on your cam too so I can see who I'm talking to?
Stranger is typing...