"Hello?"
"Two days!"
"...For??"
"Don't act stupid, Bobby. You're coming in two days!!!"
"About that...this is going to sound bad..."
"Why do you sound serious?! This isn't funny!"
"...My flight was canceled."
"..."
"Oh my god. Did I make you cry?"
"...If this is a joke...Chance I swear..."
"It isn't a joke. I'm serious."
"..."
"..."
"...Was that a laugh?"
"..."
"You asshole! Why would do something like that?!"
"..."
"Stop laughing at me, Chance!"
"..."
"Worst boyfriend ever."
"..."
"I don't love you!"
"So why did you begin to cry?"
"...MY EYES WERE SWEATING. I CAN'T CRY."
"Funny."
"I hate you."
"You love me."
"No I don't."
"Sure about that?"
"Positive."
"Alright then..."
"..."
"..."
"What are you doing?"
"Texting my mom that I won't be coming after all."
"STOP IT!"
^^ Apparently our buddies. #Carah