The Maze Runner Jokes

By tearinmytruce

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Newtella
Hagrid
Mattress
Hair Prank
Hallelujah
newts new newt
Maze runner 2?
Thomoose
smoke alarm
chuck-e-cheese
TMR Tag
Newts Movie Choice
Milk
Chocolate chip cookies
Haunted
Why Would They Do this
Gladers chat
Newtmassss
Science
Minhos movie choice
Tagged...again :)
Tmr As Smol Beans
Swimming
The Maze Runner
Boats
what day is it?
Gally
Narnia
Flaminhos
Flares
Scarfs
More Newts
Newtmas
Minewt
Thominho
spoiler alert dont read this chapter if you havent read the death cure
Driving Skillz
Newt imagine
Teen Wolf
Ratman
Close the God damn door
Love this video
Why Does Dashner hate Chapter 55
Friends
breaking the rules, you rebel
what you kids doing out
Rose
What do you Remember about WICKED?
The Scorch
Ride-Twentyone pilots
The Trio At A Theme Park
You cant give up
Rice
i hate this person just why did they do this
Chapter 55
Peter Pan
Glade Boy/Lane boy
Obliviate
Bloody brilliant
Ice cream
Film names VS book names
Oompa Lompa
James Dashner
Lazer Tag
A/N
Paradise
I got you some water
Girlfriend
Ben
Shopping trip
Amber
snow
Bea
Friends
School
Idrk
cinemea
Holiday
London Zoo
How could they fo this to me!!
horse riding
FlaMinhos and Rose took my nose
Exams
TDC?
The maze runner songs
The maze runner as harry potter
THE DEATH CURE
The Gym
Gally
The Maze Runner Game
Answers and Winners
Dylan O'Brien updates
They use Launchers too!
The resterant
Newton
Thomas the greenie
Eyebrowless
Air Catcher
At The Glade
HumptyDumpty sat on a wall.........
Sleepover
Professions
Achoo
Facial expressions
The death cure
Quotes
Answers, winners and clues
Hes Mcfallen!
Onsies
Tommy pig oink
Newtato
April fools!??
wolf Newt
Music
The glue
Theory
Tyler Posey
titanic - come back
Newt
ONE OF THE BEST TWEETS YOU WILL SEE TODAY
Hogwarts + fever code + Deedee
Dominho
I love thomas
the maze runner in 30 seconds
top tip for writing books easily
*drops book*
Beardless dwarf..i mean boy
Running
No dumping
Wicked
Minho and Newt
Scarf buddies
Phones
cant i?
banishing
favouritism
Real person
what do you actually call these?
idek
bookmark
love
shipping
STYDIA/NEWTMAS
Runners rules
starbucks
ITS THOMAS
Happy Birthday Thomas
Property
Not all monsters do monsterous things
Semi-Automatic
whos the best looking
correction
tbs
#Dashnerdash
remember that i love you
The death cure
your a wizard newt (again)
Tdcphobia
please tommy pl-
James Q/A
knock knock
forever
Teresa
...idk what to call it
He started in the maze
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HAPPY CONTENT
are you ready for it?
best ending
Ive been impailed
Next Ratman
shoot
Learning with thomas
Nobody cares
Glue
lets make this official
I would but...
Get the hell away
wicked is....wait what?
Nobodys..
Never
The Maze runner zodiacs
when your crush is looking at you
mama newt
The box
Maze runner zodiacs part 2
Blessed
ships
kitty
What person are you?
Art
lets build a wall
Invalid
Minho
Puss in boots
everybody run
wheels
Pity
Hot guys
Noot is safe

Googling themselves

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By tearinmytruce

Minho: ladies first

Newt: were all men

Minho: no, there's mama Newt

Newt: ugh

Minho: go go go

Newt: *types newt into search* there's a definition of me but it's incorrect

A newt is a semiaquatic amphibian of the family Salamandridae, although not all aquatic salamanders are considered newts. Newts are classified as a part of the salamandrid subfamily Pleurodelinae, and can be found in North America, Europe and Asia. 

Thomas: looks at the pictures


Newt: hey! It looks like Cecil

Thomas: um...Cecil?

Newt: the newt you made me get rid of back in the glade...

Thomas:...sorry about that...anyway your obviously not important enough to be on pictures so...let's move on

Newt:no no no I'm scrolling till I find a picture of my self

2817 scrolls later

Newt: hey I found one

Minho:*wakes up* let's see

Thomas: newt your important enough, how does it feel to be recognised?

Newt: Tommy your next.

Thomas:....I don't have a definition.😭😭😭😭 just loads of addresses and none of them are my own.

Newt: its okay Tommy. Maybe there will be some pictures of you

Minho: I have a picture of you Thomas 👹

Thomas: shuck off shuckface

Newt:keep scrolling

Thomas: I can't believe after all that...there was no pictures of me whatsoever...just some shucking tank engines and people noone gives a klunk about😭😭😭😭😭

Newt: don't cry Tommy, its okay

Minho: so Thomas, how does it feel to not be important enough to be recognised?

Thomas: heart breaking 😭😭😭😭

Newt: minho you go, see if yours comes up with anything better

Minho:okay!

Newt: no way...

Minho: I hardly had to scroll down as well😂😂😂😂

Thomas:😭

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