so glad y'all like these they will never end lmao
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Shawn: g'morning (;
Shawn: why do i always have to text first
You: you're the male
Shawn: eek gender roles
You: smh @ you
Shawn: you should text first every now and then it will not kill you
You: why would i want to do that
Shawn: so i don't feel unloved
You: oh, boo hoo.
Shawn: talk to me babyyy
You: it's like 4am why are you even awake why do you even exist
Shawn: im @ the airport & im boreeeedddd
You: that's sad
You: that's truly a sad story. im going back 2 bed
Shawn: i knowwww
You: i can't believe u woke me up for this
You: not even worth my time
Shawn: aww, and I love cherishing every second I have with you, too, Y/N!
You: where are you going again today
Shawn: Singapore
You: sounds far
Shawn: I'll be back soon
You: how was the show last night? you didn't snapchat AT ALL so i was wondering if you even went anyway.
Shawn: at least I snapchat important things when I'm not being the very busy boy I am. you, on the other hand, with your dirty mirror selfies & spam
You: I would be offended but ngl can't argue with any of that
Shawn: the show was good tho. great, actually. probably the best show I've ever played tbh. I love Moscow, so gorgeous. wish you could've been there.
You: best show you've ever played?? why didn't you ft me afterwards to brag or something? then maybe some cybersex hmm?
Shawn: god I should've damn
Shawn: but srsly i had a feeling those dirty thoughts you've been thinkin would come out eventually
You: lol what can I say
You: you're not burning data right
Shawn: nah I'm on airplane mode
You: oh ok good. anyways, any groupies??
Shawn: eh, none as hot as you!
You: wow that was so funny i forgot to laugh
Shawn: you think I have groupies? not that famous, cuddlebug
You: oh give me a break, your playing Singapore
Shawn: you're**
You: I swear to satan
Shawn: ahahaha
Shawn: I miss your lips
You: damn straight, boy
Shawn: and your smile
Shawn: your eyes, mmm
You: okay, okay don't get serious on me
Shawn: sorry. I just miss my cuddlebug
You: youre cuddlebug is sleepy af because you woke her up
Shawn: your***
You: I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU deAR GOD
Shawn: lol. boarding the plane. love you.
You: love you, too. I'll see you when you get back. miss youre lips, too.
You: NO WAIT
You: I SEE IT THIS TIME DONT CORRECT ME
***
You: damn how long is this flight from russia to southeast asia? shouldn't this be quick?
Shawn: oh yeah i got to the hotel like an hour ago
You: sigh, they told me I wasn't lucky to have you. boy did I prove them wrong.
Shawn: in my defense i was asleep like the whole cab ride
You: seriously?? you were supposed to take pics of the city for me!! whore
Shawn: I WILL BEFORE I LEAVE I PROMISE
You: pinky promise? (:
Shawn:
You: awwww cutie
Shawn: now that you're fully awake, wanna facetime?
You: if I say yes does that mean I'll be facetiming Shawn or sleepy Shawn?
Shawn: ???
You: how much have u slept
Shawn: slim pickins
You: it's a deal
You: your so cute when you're sleepy
Shawn: you're**
You: this is me ignoring ur smartass. I'll ft you on one condition.
Shawn: which is... ?
You: cyber-sex.
Shawn: honey, god. andrew is here.
You: make him leave..
Shawn: hold on
Shawn: he's not leaving
You: tell him what you're about to engage in, then
Shawn: r u kidding me?? have you lost your mind???
You: no but I'm about to lose my bra. if, of course, the condition remains.
Shawn: he's gone.
You: how did you get him to leave?
You: ...
You: did you tell him oh my god
Shawn: I've never seen a grown man sprint across a room quicker
You: HAHAHAHAHAA
You: let's do this???
Shawn: this is gonna be so weird what kind of relationship am i in
You: do you want to be laid or do you want to be right
Shawn: laid. definitely laid.
You: then stop texting me and switch to facetime.
Shawn: you don't have to tell me twice, woman. even if it is 6am. it's sex-o-clock in singapore ladies and gentlemen.
You: I beg you to stop talking.
*twenty minutes later*
Shawn: im still recovering
You: I had no idea I could make you moan like that. i applaud you
Shawn: shut up. im insecure abt my moans
You: they're so cute
You: you go from an "oh" shape to a shaky "mm" every five seconds & it turns me on so much
Shawn: are we really talking about this rn
You: well yea
Shawn: god i miss you
You: just come backkkkk
Shawn: i cantttttt
You: I wanna hear those shawnyboo moans irl while i place my head on your chest and feel your heartbeat race and your body shake. you're like a windup toy. just gotta pull the string.
*five minutes later*
Shawn: it's taken me this long to think of a response to that and I've still got nothing WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
You: ahahahdhdjdj i luv myself
Shawn: ive been gone for too long. your losing it.
You: hey shawn
Shawn: yeah?
You: you're***
Shawn: ...
You: wow that felt good ive waited so long to do that.
***
legit made my guy friend send me a pic of his pinky ahshdhhd
-avey