Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

By Rosie_Lovette1234

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Ask! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR S... More

A/N AKA intro
Face kicking 101
Pissed off Pittoo
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Dark Pits Funniest Expression
YangYang2002
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
Doodle...
A/N
LucinaLowell
DancerofDawn21
Ceil Is Cuter :3
LucinaLowell
RealMelodyHope
Black Pit's Nickname (Japanese ver.)
Hyo-Ri-Hwang
YangYang2002
Mind Controller >:3
♥1234's Hatred For The Angels
RealMelodyHope
Gia1023
Random Stuffies
The Most Funniest Rageqiut You Will Read
¿¿¿1.04K???
--Just_A_Fangirl--
RealMelodyHope
RealMelodyHope
My Followers And I
Newcomazzz!!!!!!
WHACK UR PHONE AGSINT DA WALL!!!
@Mangled23
Pittoo Can Finally Man Up
Pitty Pat Wants Some?
IT'S CHRIMMAS
XMAS IN SKYWORLD!
LATE DISCLAIMER
@misfitrogue
Happy New Year 2016
NO LEMON PLEASE. I DON'T FANCY LEMON.
@RealMelodyHope
@LucinaLowell
@DancerofDawn21
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@SierraTheHedgehog
@RealMelodyHope
@2DarknessQueens
@2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@blue_burst16 @2DarknessQueens
@blue_burst16
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@YangYang2002
@blue_burst16
@RealMelodyHope
Floor Ice-Cream Flirting
@RealMelodyHope
@Maddie_uprising
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@blue_burst16
@Meghan_Pithree2155
@DancerofDawn21
@blue_burst16
@FnafMudkip7705
Idk
@2DarknessQueens
5K VIEWS WTF?!
Long Requested Request
@IrishHetalian
@Bonnie_the_Latias
@Hylissa
@_Believe_the_Angel_
@Artsy_Cam
@GADDAMMITGUYS!
VALENTINES DAY!
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@azanime
EMERGENCY SHOUTOUT
@Hylissa
@pingas24
@pittytheangel
@pingas24
@blue_burst16
They Lied
@MovesLikeJaeger21
@OliviaTheGreat2155
@MovesLikeJaeger21 & @TinytheChicken
@Kidicaruslover
@Charmybee123
@MovesLikeJaeger21
NOW WHERE WAS I?!
@YangYang2002
Chapter Two Changed Everything
@DancerofDawn21
Looky Here...
Yesh
Chocolate
@GIGO525
@RealMelodyHope
@Charmybee123
... friends...
YAY PARTAY TIME!!!!!!! XD
@blue_burst16
SORRY HERE ARE YOUR DARES!
HAPPY EFFING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!! XD
AUTHORS REVEAL
Tip Backwards! >~<
@OliviaTheGreat2155
Mind = Blown
FREAKING TAGGED AGAIN WITH BALLET SHOES
@RealMelodyHope
@poke-fangirl
Life Of A Fangirl ;)
Authors note (DONT TRY TO STOP ME)

@Rayzie663

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By Rosie_Lovette1234

Rayzie663: I dare pit and pittoo who can arrange the best date for author

Author: and who's gonna be the judge of that one? 😅

Pit/DarkPit: duh it's you.

Author: oh...

Pit: I'm gonna do a peaceful walk along the beach and the we'll watch the sunset!

Author: yeah good luck with that.

Dark Pit: um... I dunno... ah! Nintendo markets?

Author: ooh! Interesting! I'm so excited boys! Get to work! My plan is that if Pit wants to see the sunset, I'll go with Pittoo first.

Dark Pit: Yeah

The Next Day...

At The Markets...

Author: AIE! This is SO AMAZING! I love Nintendo markets!

Dark Pit: I knew you would.

Author: the food is Amazing, the jewellery and crafts are SO creative and the fashion here is BEAUTIFUL!

Dark Pit: *quietly* nothing is more beautiful than you

Author: *blushes* y-yeah... good luck with that...

Dark Pit: well look how many stuff we got! *looks at the bags in his hands and Authors hands*

Author: I think we should head on home now.

Back At Palutena's Temple

Hades: Sooooo how'd you go~~~???

Author: quite well actually! I got a lot of things! I'm going to get dressed now for the second date. *walks off with bags*

Pit: *rocking back and forth* *blushing* cuitsiziqngzifgzkfKfzogjjdhdjydndhfigusgaxjdysagqyxotairzifcggvwgxjbswjlnvtsqfirhivejbyfTjdrjdtkovdejifkgshldyoskglhsmgrwmgvznfHdXnvlhvkbltskfJrwoyfifaitdj lfMb hzlhxifkv ibkcudgwltd vgbkvxiffzifKfalgI CANT DO THIS
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Palutena: PIT CALM DOWN!

Magnus: is he always like this?

Phosphera: most of the time...

Author: I'm back!

Pit: *covers face with scarf* (she looks so pretty in that dress...)

Author: ready to go?!

Pit: *looks up* y-yeah! Let's go!

At The Sunset...

Author: the sun looks so pretty...

Pit: but I bet that your ten times prettier than the sun...

Author: mmhm sure sure...

Pit: no I'm serious~! Your even prettier than a diamond~💎

Author: I've heard that before...

Pit: anyways...

Author: wow... I've actually never seen the sunset...

Pit: I knew you'd like it!

Author: I love it!

Pit: I think we should head on home now.

Author: yeah. Let's go. *starts to stand up*

Pit: *picks her up bridal style* haha!

Author: *blush* u-uh... I could just walk...

Pit: it's okay~!

Author: mmhm...

Back At Palutena's Temple...

Palutena/Viridi: so who's the winner???

Author: hm.........*silent*

Pit: *crosses fingers*

Dark Pit: *crosses fingers behind back*

Author:... WELL I DON'T KNOW THEY WERE BOTH SO GOOD!

Pit/DP: DARN IT.

Viridi: alright then you decide dear readers! Who do you think did the best date?

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