Author-chan:~ Shironeki and Haise~ can you come here for a moment.
Haise: What do you need Zandea-chan?
Shironeki: Do you need us to buy something for you again?
Author-chan: No No No!, actually we have a dare from our dear friend Thug_Lax.
Haise: What is it?
Author-chan: Well, you two need to go back in time and stop our sweet innocent kuroneki from dating Rize.
Haise: Who's Rize?
Shironeki: That girl caused us to become a one eyed ghoul.
Haise: Wha? How-
Author-chan: Let' talk about Rize later okay. We have a dare people.
Shironeki: But how do we get back in time. We don't even have a time machine!?
Author-chan: *presses a button and reveals a time machine*.
Haise:...Cool.
Shironeki: impossible.
Author-chan: *smirks*nothings impossible if i'm here.
Haise: nice one Zandea-chan. *gives high five*
Author-chan: now you two get in and do the dare okay?
Shironeki: *gets in with Haise* See you on the other side I guess.
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Haise: Well that was fast.
Shironeki: Hey, look it's Anteiku.
Haise: Let's get in and try to avoid kuroneki and Nagachika.
The two entered and was greated by Touka. They sat in the far corner of the cafe and watched kuroneki and Hide. They ended up making a good plan.
Kuroneki: It's her...
Hide:Ooh, I need to go Kaneki. See ya Touka-chan.
Shironeki: That's our cue.
Haise: Let's go then.
Shironeki: Excuse me mister. Could we sit with you? It's just a little crowded at the back.
Kuroneki: a-ah, it'a fine. Have a seat.
Shironeki: Thanks.
Haise: So i'm Haise and this is Shironeki, you are?
Kuroneki: I'm Kaneki. Kaneki Ken.
Shironeki: Nice to meet you Kaneki.
The trio ended up chatting away and getting along pretty well (of course they will, they're the same person) with Kuroneki forgeting about Rize. Kuroneki was actually happy to have some friends other than Hide.
Haise: So Kaneki do you have any plans today?
Kuroneki: Well, not anymore.
Shironeki: Would you like to come with us to the library.
Kuroneki: Sure, c'mon let's go!.
They read books that they like. Excluding the 50 Shades Of Grey Shironeki once read. As time flew by, it was time for the two to head back in the present.
Haise: Sorry Kaneki but we have to head home.
Kuroneki: I understand, it was nice meeting you two. I hope to see you two again soon.
Shironeki: I'm positive that we'll meet again.
The two went inside the time machine and waited to be back in their time.
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Haise: Whoo, we're back.
Shironeki: Wait. Why is Anteiku still here? It burned down months ago!.
Haise: How could that be?. I'm positive we're at the right time. We left during the evening and now it's morning.
Shironeki: Hey let's ask the lady over there.
Haise: C'mon.
Shironeki: Good morning miss, I was just asking what date and time it is?.
Random person: It's March 4.2016 and 6 in the morning sir.
Shironeki: Thank you. *walks back to current spot with Haise*
Haise: See!. Hey Shiro, did you see what the lady was reading.
Shironwki: Yeah. Why?
Haise: Look at the author's name.
Shironeki: #1 Best selling author Kaneki Ken.....
Haise: This can't be happening.
Shironeki: Hey isn't that him. *points somewhere*
Haise: I can't imagine Kuro wearing a suit with glasses.
Shironeki: *walks up to kuro* Good morning sir, we are just new in the city could you help us find a cafe with great coffee quality?
Kuroneki: I see, well there's this cafe near here. I could come with you if you want.
Haise: Thank you.
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Shironeki: Would you like to join us Kaneki-kun?
Kuroneki: I guess so. Why not?
Touka: Welcome to Anteiku, what would like to order?
Haise: Me and Shironeki would have 2 black coffees and what about you Kaneki?
Kuroneki: I would also have a black coffee and a cheese sandwhich please.
Touka: 3 black coffees and one cheese sandwhich coming right up.
Kuroneki: so when did you move in the city?
Shironeki: 3 days ago, what's your job anyway?
Kuroneki: Oh, I'm an author.
Haise: That's pretty cool.
Touka: Here are your orders. Enjoy!
The two gave a look at each other before kuroneki ate the sandwhich that said can he eat human food?
They watched kuroneki eat the sandwhich not even seeing a look of disgust on his face.
Haise: Woah, this coffee is amazing.
Kuroneki: Told ya so.
"Shiro? Haise?"
They heard a voice call. They looked for the source and found....
Shironeki: Zandea-chan?
Author-chan: Hey guys, it seems that you have a friend with you. *looks over to kuro*
Kuroneki: I-i'm Kaneki. N-nice to meet you.
Author-chan: *giggles* you're cute. I'm Zandea. Nice to meet you too.
(AN: What? Is it bad to say that he's cute? And he stutters?. I'm just living the dream. Lol. Moving on.)
Kuroneki: I'm sorry Shironeki and Haise. I need to go. I have a deadline right now.
Haise: It was nice having your company Kaneki. I hope we meet again soon.
Kuroneki: Uh...Bye Zandea-chan.
Author-chan: Bye Kaneki.
And he was gone.
Shironeki: Well that was um....weird for kuroneki...or us to act.
Author-chan: so how was the travel?
Haise: Super weird.
Author now let's turn things back to normal. *Cracks knuckle like how Kaneki does it*
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Shironeki: Woah, you can crack you knuckle like how i do it.
Author-chan: Well, It became a habit. (AN: It's actually true.who has this habbit? Put it in the comments)
Haise: Are we back to the present?
Author-chan: Kuroneki! Where are you?
Kuroneki: Did you need me Zandea-chan?
Author-chan: *clings onto him and speaks in a baby voice with puppy eyes* can you buy me ice cream and buy me a new book please.
Kuroneki: Sure. Do you wanna read the book together?
Author-chan: Yes please.
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Shironeki: Wow. I know now what would happen to us if I didn't date Rize in the first place.
Haise: Well, we did the dare and Zandea-chan and Kuro are reading a book.
Shironeki: Let's wrap this up then. So we thank our friend Thug_Lax for giving another dare.
Haise: To embrace our japanese culture I'll say this....Sayonara!