Other Fandoms: My idol doesn't drink, swear or smoke. That's why I love him/her.
Directioners: OMG THE BOYS ARE DRUNK, OMG NIALL JUST WANKED, OMG BOYS JUST GET NAKED ALREADY!
Beliebers: We're born to be somebody.
Monsters: We're born this way.
Lovatics: We're born to stay strong.
Directioners: We're born to eat carrots...YEAH BUDDIE!
*Idol falls on stage*
Other Fandoms: AH NO OMG!
Directioners: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Idol has a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Other fandoms: I hate him/her much. He/She should stay single.
Directioners: OMG LIAM MARRY DANIELLE ALREADY OR I WILL. LOUIS AND ELEANOR ARE JUST SO PERFECT!
We're different. We're amazing. We rule the world. We're the best and your argument is invalid.
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No offense to other Fandoms..ik all fandoms make fun of their idols...but this is a 1d book :)